• The latest D-list feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Shanna Moakler. Choose your side. [Yeeeah]

• Tila Tequila: "I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that." [CityRag]

• Brooke Hogan claimed her dad was abusive, but now that she's mad at her mom she says she made it all up. Oooookay. [ICYDK]

• A fight broke out at Brad and Angelina's residence. [DListed]

• Mischa Barton was dropped by her agency. Wait, she had agents? [INO]

• This is quite possibly the ugliest dress we've seen in a while. [PS]

Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "[Mo'Nique] didn't like me because I'm white and skinny and I don't really understand why a comedian was trying to teach us about etiquette to begin with, so I didn't really learn anything. But it was fun, because I got to be on TV." — Pumkin, I Love Money: Meet the All Stars

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Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.

After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for.

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• Paris Hilton's birthday video: You've seen the pictures, now feel free to shudder while viewing the sluggish footage. [YouTube]

• Even soap opera stars do drugs. Who knew they got paid enough? [JJD]

• Can you believe it? Jake Gyllenhaal left Kirsten Dunst because she partied too much. We would have never guessed. [Us]

• We would try out for America's Next Top Model if we were guaranteed a shoot with Nigel Barker. And Tyra would have to promise never to poop in or remove her pants. [BuddyTV]

• Aretha Franklin can't catch a break, nor can those poor puppies she used to make her coat. [SH]

• The movie Heath Ledger was filming during the time of his death will bring on three Hollywood A-listers to continue his role. Wait … Heath Ledger died? Why didn't anyone tell us? [BBC]

• Evidently Details magazine is the place to be if you are a gay actor trying to act straight. [Details]

• We feel another Shanna Moakler-Paris Hilton fight brewing. [DListed]

Besides being a gallows for Britney Spears to hang herself – for now, just figuratively – last night's MTV Video Music Awards also proved to be a boring, insipid and massive forum for rewarding mediocrity. In short, Miss Teen South Carolina was there. Bravo, MTV!

After the jump, many, many more.

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Travis Barker, shown here with on-again, off-again (on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again) girlfriend (wife?) Shanna Moakler, hosted a party last night to celebrate the opening of his store The Fast Life. One must imagine that when he's not spending 30 minutes on his hair—or sitting around for hours getting tattooed—is when Travis lives his "fast life."

Several more after the jump.

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