JACKSON HOSPITALIZED "The Rev. Jesse Jackson was hospitalized and undergoing tests Thursday after complaining of severe stomach pains. Jackson told The Associated Press that he entered Northwestern Memorial Hospital on Wednesday after falling ill earlier in the week."

DISGUSTING "Billy Bob Thornton's son is at the center of a criminal investigation — the alleged victim of 'unlawful sex.' … Willie Thornton, age 14, was dating a 22-year-old woman. Her ex-boyfriend apparently became jealous. Sources say the ex called the LAPD, informing them his former GF was having sex with a minor."

This Saturday, groggy from NyQuil, I watched Ben Stiller's last film, The Heartbreak Kid, in its entirety. I didn't ROFL and I LOLed rarely, if at all; but, honestly, zonked out on pills and cough syrup, it wasn't awful. That's the best this guy's gotten from me since Permanent Midnight.

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