• "Our Favorite Powerful Black Men" [SH]

• Victoria Beckham continues to be publicly humiliated by Marc Jacobs. [DListed]

• David Schwimmer's life is going swimmingly after Friends. Matt LeBlanc fumes. [PS]

• "Billy Bob teeth"? [Yeeeah]

• Molly Ringwald will never stop being beautiful. Unfortunately, the same can not be said for Ducky, who is now the dweeb on Two and a Half Men. [CityRag]

• We're gay for Michael Stipe, who today issued a press release to let the world know that his two band mates are heterosexuals. [ICYDK]

• Kate Beckinsale on sushi: "At least a vagina would be warm." [INO]

• Kim Kardashian stumps for StarKist. [HT]

• Topanga dated gay Lance Bass before he admitted to anyone he was gay. Surely he knew, and maybe she did, too. So many secrets! [DListed]

• Sidney Poitier is perfect. No debate. [PS]

• Back together! [INO]

• Prison Break spin-off? Busting out Lane? [ICYDK]

• Kim Kardashian doing Playboy. A regression, no? [HT]

• Horror opera with Paris Hilton? Greenlight! And burn some money, too, just for fun. [Yeeeah]

• Goose! [CityRag]