Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.

After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for.

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• Guys like this are why Brooklyn pwns Manhattan. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan's father says he will not be ogling pictures of his naked daughter, despite their "artistic" slant. This surprises people for some reason. [DListed]

• That guy from Varsity Blues whose main character trait was his morbid obesity is now thin! There goes a career as "Fat Man #2." Hope it was worth it. [EBG]

• Jamie Lynn Spears, the one going to destroy her child, has been grounded. See? Those parents understand "discipline." [PS]

• Rihanna recently went shopping for art. Or, more likely, Rihanna recently went to a gallery and bought whatever the curator called "edgy." [INO]

• Harry Potter and Hermione are totally muggling each other. (We know muggle means non-wizard, nerd.) [ICYDK]

• Stacy Keibler, stop it! [HT]

• Scarlettoo. [Yeeeah]

• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]

• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]

• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]

• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]

• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]

• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]

• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]

• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]

• The predator becomes the prey! [Yeeeah]

• That kooky Clinton HQ hostage taker/human bomb has been arrested. He was on a bender. [CNN]

• Jay Leno has fired hundreds of loyal employees, but his enormous garage of automobiles is safe. Where's Cameron Frye when he's really needed? [DListed]

• Is Adam Brody "huggable"? Former Mollygood editor MollyGoodson says yes. [PS]

• Stacy Keibler: What does she do? Event modeling doesn't count. (Did we make up event modeling?) [HT]

• Years ago, in Los Angeles, we met Alicia Silverstone's husband. The full story is very involved, but know that he is not a cool dude. [ICYDK]

• X-mas! Cue the celebrities telling you that you ain't shit unless you get your wife diamonds. [INO]

• How many years of damaged relationships could we have avoided had we considered the fact that we think injured doggies are cuter than regular doggies and psychoanalyzed accordingly? [CityRag]

• Famous baby walking. [ICYDK]

• Too close for comfort. [DListed]

• Some sports player wore the hat of a sports team from a different city than the one he plays in and now everyone's mad (see how silly this sounds). [TMZ]

• Stacy Keibler playing beach volleyball in a Cuervo tank. She's Spring Break dreams incarnate. [HT]

• Apparently, not everyone finds her "licious." [CityRag]

• Lohan supports Britney's newest fifth of an hour comeback.

• Celebrities as babies. Not celebrity babies. As is lamer. [CityRag]

• What do Anderson Cooper and Tobias have in common? [DListed]

• Of course, Trump wastes no time. [DH]

• Basinger denies leaking the voice mail, doesn't deny being a "thoughtless pain in the ass." [Glitterati]

• Stacy Keibler somehow maintaining relevance. [HT]

• Julia Stiles will be in The Bell Jar. Great, though I'm not sure if she'll ever be able to top Save the Last Dance. [ICYDK]

• Jessica Biel at the polo match. [Yeeeah]

• Black New Orleanians are being forced to deal with even more deluges of shit. [SH]

Last night Details magazine celebrated their "2007 Mavericks" issue with a party in Los Angeles.

Just so we're all on the same page, can we agree on this:

maverick

NOUN:
1. An unbranded range animal, especially a calf that has become separated from its mother, traditionally considered the property of the first person who brands it. 2. One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group; a dissenter.

ADJECTIVE:
Being independent in thought and action or exhibiting such independence: maverick politicians; a maverick decision.

Cool?

Now then, why the fuck were Stacy Keibler, Dane Cook, Molly Sims, Ian Ziering, Michelle Trachtenberg, CariDee English and LC from that piece of hell The Hills allowed to show up?

I will acknowledge that CariDee proved to be an unflappable trailblazer while facing the devastating setbacks on Top Model, but L fucking C!

When you throw a theme party, everyone has to come as the theme or they can't come in. It keeps the riffraff out and makes the people who played along not feel foolish about participating. Did you have Mr. Magoo on door, Details?

I suppose this is to be expected when the host's idea of a "Maverick Lifestyle" includes a Benz and a BlackBerry, both of which, I guess, are now hallmarks of a true "dissenter."

Take that, Gandhi!

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