You guys know Lara LoganC: She was that CBS correspondent/former swimsuit model who went to Iraq and inspired a brawl between a CNN reporter and a US defense contractor when they both fell in love with her. She's an inspiration to the children, really.

But now Lara is under fire for taking some souvenirs home from Iraq with her…and not just the baby that the contractor Joe Burkett knocked her up with:

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Quite a disconcerting "Thought of the Day" at Web site for money men Forbes.com, but oh so enlightening.

It shouldn't surprise you to learn that Courtney Love hangs out with thieves, but perhaps you'd be shocked to know that the stripper-cum-maniac stores late husband Kurt Cobain's ashes in a pink teddy bear-shaped bag, a neat little package that was recently nabbed by thieves.

[Love] was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewellery.

Courtney said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal."

We could offer our four cents, but we think Kurt said it best:

Load up on guns and
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose
And to pretend
She's over bored
And self assured
Oh no, I know
A dirty word

SPOILED BRAT SUES SPOILED BRAT "The fur is still flying in the case of Lindsay Lohan and the missing mink coat: Now the actress has been slapped with a lawsuit accusing her of taking the fur without permission."

Rehab poster child Lindsay Lohan, who was recently accused of stealing an $11,000 mink coat, is in more trouble after former roommate Lauren Hastings accused her of stealing thousands of dollars worth of items from her closet.

'Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,' Hastings says, claiming her things disappeared during an unauthorized late-night party tossed by her housesitter.

Citing five witnesses, Hastings, 23, also alleges, 'They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard. … I contacted Lindsay and said, "Look, I know you stole my clothes." She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.'

Naturally, Lohan's rep issued a statement saying that Hastings' story is not at all true, and "it's not what it seems." Which … makes absolutely no sense. Is there any other reason Lohan would be emptying out her roommate's closet, only to have the items go missing forever?

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Masha Markova, that little idiot careless enough to not only own an $11,000 mink coat, but also throw said coat into a "common bin" at a club where it was then stolen by Lindsay Lohan, has regained her fur. Upon its return, the 22-year-old Markova said the coat "reeked of cigarettes and booze."

Markova and her attorney are now demanding a $10,000 "rental fee" from Lohan the thief, daughter to one of Long Island's best mothers.