Rehab poster child Lindsay Lohan, who was recently accused of stealing an $11,000 mink coat, is in more trouble after former roommate Lauren Hastings accused her of stealing thousands of dollars worth of items from her closet.

'Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,' Hastings says, claiming her things disappeared during an unauthorized late-night party tossed by her housesitter.

Citing five witnesses, Hastings, 23, also alleges, 'They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard. … I contacted Lindsay and said, "Look, I know you stole my clothes." She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.'

Naturally, Lohan's rep issued a statement saying that Hastings' story is not at all true, and "it's not what it seems." Which … makes absolutely no sense. Is there any other reason Lohan would be emptying out her roommate's closet, only to have the items go missing forever?

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The 1980 Dolly Parton hit 9 to 5 is going to be reborn on the Great White Way. Finally, a musical for straight women and gay men! Allison Janney (West Wing), Megan Hilty and Stephanie J Block (both currently in Wicked) have already been cast as the female leads, and Mark Kudisch has been tapped for the Dabney Coleman role. And though she says she knows very little about Broadway, Dolly, inspired genius that she is, has already banged out 85 percent of the show's score. "I got a lot of snacks and went for it," she said, awesomely, and probably a little sassily.