My morning got off to a terrifying start over at Stereohyped, where Lauren posted some of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen. After discovering a UK Web site that shows what you would look like with a different age, race or sex, morphed pictures of Beyonce and 50 Cent surfaced. I joined in on the fun and discovered a lesson I will carry with me forever: If I had been born a man, I would have looked like Perez Hilton's brother. Shudder.
So now it's your turn: Instead of working or being productive today, feel free to wander over to the site (link here) and discover what you or your favorite celebrity would look like as a man, woman, baby, East Asian or any of the other possibilities. Then e-mail them to me at whitney@mollygood.com — attach the images, send me links, whatever your heart desires. Tomorrow I'll post the most disturbing of the bunch. Happy procrastinating.
• Had you forgotten that jerks everywhere are making sure "art" looks stupid? Check out this video for a reminder. We just got that professor an A in his own stupid stupidy stupid class for stupids. [Pop17]
• Cord Jefferson is now also an editor-at-large at Stereohyped. Check in over there once in a while, y'hear? [SH]
• The Olsen twins are releasing a book about their influences. It's going to be called Influence, and it's going to be a lie because it's not going to include cocaine. [DListed]
• Jakey G likes crossword puzzles. Swoon, nerd girls (and boys). [PS]
• Leonardo DiCaprio rocks out to Elton John, and that's more than fine with us. [INO]
• One of Snoop's sons is named "Corde." This is upsetting to us here at Mollygood. Very upsetting, actually. [ICYDK]
• LOLbritneys! [CityRag]
REALLY GOOD RACISTS Sister blog Stereohyped has compiled a list of the top celebrity racists of the year. (We smell a new reality show!) Though Dog the Bounty Hunter was a strong competitor in the racist races, we think the awesomest bigot of 2007 was the Nobel Laureate who said people whom have dealt with black employees must certainly realize that blacks aren't equal. Sorry, Hauslaib!
Hawaiian man hunter Dog, seen here either preparing to choke a dark guy or demanding he shut his black mouth, has issued an apology today for his n(igger)-word laden tirade against his son's new black girlfriend. The racist rant was secretly recorded and then released to the National Enquirer, thereby shaming the ex-convict who had spent his post-prison years making a name for himself by stalking and capturing indigent human beings. Somehow, many people were shocked to hear he's a little racist. Here's his explanation to those innocents:
I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term. I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people…
"I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people…"? Hey, Jossip Initiatives, I think we just found a new Stereohyped shirt.
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