A nosy Village Voice scribe stumbled across a large bundle of Miramax head Harvey Weinstein's garbage whilst in Tribeca the other night, and then he wrote about it for his paper. Besides making it abundantly clear that few scripts pass muster with the notoriously prickly and prickish Weinstein, the refuse also revealed that the mogul is quite a difficult man to get on the phone. After the jump, Harv's "need to call" list.

CONTINUED »

HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed…Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life.

- Sylvester Stallone, who, as this picture of him in Rome clearly shows, has become a disfigured monster with erect penises for arms.

[Source]

You're right: poetry is often boring and insufferable (and, no, it's not because you "don't get it). But when it's not, specifically when it's being used to mock a movie said to "reek of depraved violence," poetry can be brilliant.

[Source]

• Black panther is always a good look. [SH]

• Nicolas Cage: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog." [DListed]

• What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger's Death: Don't Mix Downs!!! [HuffPo]

• Adam Sandler stands up for Tom Cruise! Read his rant in a weird, screamy voice for authenticity. [EBG]

• Celebrities as Disney characters: Not a stretch. [PS]

• Can you find the irony in this sentence?: "Here’s Kim Kardashian at the beach covering her big fat ass once again. I hate girls that are insecure. It’s the most unattractive quality to have." [HT]

• Hey, Ashley, where's your weird sister and her security detail? [INO]

• Two deaths a minute in the new Rambo flick! [ICYDK]

• Celebrity coke dealer talks! [Yeeeah]

• Celeb tats: Don't do it. [CityRag]

Sylvester Stallone on ex-girlfriend Janice Dickinson, who two weeks ago claimed Stallone had secretly injected her with steroids: "The only thing I injected her with was my fist."

[Source]

Action movie hero Sylvester Stallone is finally in his dotage. Rocky himself has come out to stupidly assert that people over 40 should take testosterone injections and that supplementary intake of human growth hormone is "nothing."

HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed…Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life.

Your life maybe, Rambo. But you're the one with the bow and arrow. We'll stick to baths and scotch in our twilight years.

[Source]

THE JUICEMAN "[Janice] Dickinson told [Red Eye host Greg Gutfeld] that not only did she see [Sylvester] Stallone 'juice' up with steroids but that he injected her with them as well. 'He juiced me,' Dickinson said. 'I'd wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff…'"

• Artiste! (Fast forward to 2'25".) [DListed]

• Shocking headlines to shock you into 2008. [PS]

• "Tara Reid’s Hotness Comeback Continues…" It can't come back if it was never here. [HT]

• All of them are overpaid, but who's overpaid the most? [ICYDK]

• Hilary Swank can be seen holding a lion cub here. [INO]

• TMI, French model! [Yeeeah]

• "No man can fight time. Not even Rocky." [CityRag]

Geriatric juicer, Sylvester Stallone, is filming a new Rambo!

These photos were taken in Thailand, where Rambo 4 is currently in production. John Rambo looks old and tired, but still ready to exact revenge for whatever trespasses these bastards wrought upon the good ol' US of A.

I must say I am surprised that Rambo isn't staying timely and rabidly bombing a despot in the Middle East a la Hot Shots! Part Deux.

[Source]

• Donald Trump again proving his intellect is nowhere near his net worth. [DListed]

• Tori and her mom are friends again. Weren't you worried? [CN]

• Stallone takes steroids, proving that he's no better than that cheating commie Ivan Drago. Mick would fucking puke if he knew about this. [Glitterati]

• Linds and Jude? [IDLYITW]

• Sarah Jessica biting the Olsens' style. Olsen twins still not biting much protein. [Jossip]

• Nope, Mischa's still not fat, no matter what these pics say. [DS]

• If you think you're above Soul Train, you must also think you're above good vibes and dancing feet and everything worth fighting for. [NYP]

• Inconvenient "inaccuracies" in An Inconvenient Truth? [NYT]

• Quit doing steroids you son of a bitch, 'cause Mick loves ya! [JJ]

• The Princess Diaries was no walk in the park, you know. [Jossip]

• Heather Mills not dancing, not star. [Glitterati]

• Most boring headline award winner coupled with the most boring picture award winner. [INO]

• More interesting than Elizabeth Hurley is the futuristic motorcycle in the third picture. [ICYDK]

• Fashion: Making you think tacky bullshit is great just because it's expensive, European tacky bullshit. [ASL]

• Once again, not very smart people scared of words. [NYT]

Uh oh, looks like your daily diet of Sylvester Stallone Protein Pudding (seriously, could that sound more sick) may be in jeopardy. A MollyGood reader and squealer sent in this tip based on a conversation overheard at an LA courthouse:

The judge and several lawyers were talking about sylvester Stallone and his company Instone Nutrition. I guess Stallone is being sued for stealing a health food pudding product from some young guy who developed it. The numbers the lawyers were talking about were in the 100's of millions

I guess it's a good thing that Sly is working on Rocky MMIV and Rambo IV.