On yesterday's episode of The Tyra Banks Show — titled "How Freaky Are We?" — some crazy guy asked a slew of audience members to stand on him. This went on for a good five minutes before Tyra moved on to other important subjects, such as a woman who wears diapers, pees in them and then has her boyfriend change her.

Just a reminder: This show is nominated for an Emmy.

Coachella banished hippies from this year's festival but still allowed all of these tools to partake in the action. Life isn't fair.

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Whoops! It looks like OJ Simpson, the stabbiest Heisman Trophy winner in the history of football, has recently been making a lot more money than people knew (the NFL alone pays him pensions of $400,000 a year!). Besides tax authorities and golf resorts, the main party interested in Simpson's income is Fred Goldman, the father of one of Simpson's alleged murder victims, who strongly believes that bankrupting his son's killer translates to justice.

Fred Goldman's lawyer, David Cook, tells TMZ that what he's really interested in is the $772,090 in "personal property" that O.J. claims on his 2005 return, because the pensions are exempt from the $33.5 million judgment that Fred won in 1997 — and which they've been trying to collect ever since. Cook says he's not sure what the "personal property" consists of, but says he'll be going after it.

Has news reached the nation's slums that in some circles poverty is considered punishment for murder? Someone should go tell them. Things will get interesting soon thereafter.

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