Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.
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Tila Tequila, unsuccessfully trying to convince us she is done with reality television:
I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big.
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Don't be a vulture, learn your culture." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
Brandi Ryan, who appeared on the first season of bisexual dating show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, was arrested last night in California on charges of felony possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Officers pulled over the car in which Brandi was a passenger for having illegal tinted windows. Upon searching the vehicle, Brandi tried to hide a meth pipe — in her crotch.
You can bet Tila is kicking herself for letting that one get away.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If Flav sends me home after everything … I'll sneak back into his house and snip off his testicles in the middle of the night." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If there's somebody there to help you through each thing, then who are you? Are you you? Or are you us? And then if you're us, then who the hell are we?" — Nicky2States, Miss Rap Supreme
• Somebody get the host of this show an Emmy! [DListed]
• A gossip magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes is sick and tired of gossip magazines reporting about her. [INO]
• Megan Fox is on the cover of Christopher Amueroso Presents Paw Print, posed with a real fox. Out of frame is the shark that she's jumped. Bye, Megan Fox. [HT]
• Orlando Brown, star of That's So Raven, has gone missing. [ICYDK]
• "Hot men who look like lesbians" [CityRag]
• George Clooney is tired, just like Leatherheads. Zing! [PS]
The clip originally attached to this post somehow – through the magic of the Internets – morphed from a slightly trashy music video into an extremely trashy gay orgy video. Sorry.
It looks like Tila Tequila – aptly named, as she makes most people sick – has graduated from bi-curious reality star to irrelevant pop star. Upgrade!
As one does when honing a flash-in-the-pan bubblegum career, Tequila has hastily thrown together a conservatively budgeted music video. Made for a song entitled "Stripper Friends," the video's concept is quite simple: Tila Tequila is a violent stripper. Anything to keep one's attention off the music, we suppose.
• Because, obviously, a $15,000 baby carriage covered in diamonds and precious metals would not be "retarded." Thanks, Kanye. [Jossip]
• Matt Lauer and Jessica Alba fight talk to the death. [EBG]
• They're still drinking iced coffees in LA. Sissies. [PS]
• It's called the Boyzilian because even though the people who do it have pubes, they're still not men. [DListed]
• Wanna know which people some people think were the worst dressed at the SAG Awards? No? Well, the option's there. [Yeeeah]
• Do they call her Tequila because she makes almost everyone sick? [HT]
• Thank goodness today's children are learning to excel at playing cover songs on toy guitars. Real guitars are too…real. [INO]
• Dr Drew sets everyone straight. [ICYDK]
Damning testimony in Page Six claims MySpace celebrity, VH1 oddity and abominable human being Tila Tequila is also a deceiver, toying with the hearts of the men and women vying for her love on her reality show, A Shot at Love.
Post sources say, for over a year, Tequila has been in a relationship with a man whom she has no plans of leaving, and they assert she's not even a bisexual but instead a straight woman!
On top of all that, people say she's a real pain in the ass on-set.
Counterpoint: "A rep for Tequila said, 'I'll confirm that she's bisexual and she's a delight to work with.'" Confirm away! Then put it on her MySpace.
Pete Wentz celebrated his birthday last night at his bar Angels and Kings, one of the shittiest night spots in New York ($4 for a PBR? Get fucked, pal!). Pete's girlfriend Ashlee Simpson was in attendance, as were his band mates, the singer from another bad band called Gym Class Heroes and the queen of inexplicable celebrity, Tila Tequila.
Along with overpriced drinks, a huge cake was served, forcing one to ponder the similarities between Fall Out Boy and a large sheet of sugar: They're both gross, popular at bad parties, wildly overproduced and loved by naive children. I just wish that, like birthday cake, Fall Out Boy only came around once a year. We could serve them with medi-yogurt.
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