

Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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• If you haven’t yet, watch it, regardless of your political beliefs. [BO]
• New information says it is Charlotte in those nakey pics! [DListed]
• Dog’s weren’t meant for handbags. How are the models not getting this? [PS]
• “Secret Celebrity Piercings” Most aren’t really a secret, but whatever. [CityRag]
• Minnie Driver’s gained a baby yet seems to have lost a career, which is probably better for the baby. [INO]
• James Van Der Beek still looks like Dawson. Weird. [ICYDK]
• These days they’ll give anybody a blog: Kim Kardashian joins us on the Internets. [HT]

New Yorkers came out in droves today for the Giants’ homecoming parade. Local politicians made sure not to miss the photo op, and Whoopi Goldberg showed up to provide an awkward speech about how football has saved the country from the war. Or something. And then there were the football players, who kept their camcorders rolling the entire parade.
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How, cute: He has his mother’s eyes and his father’s indifference to his mother.

Gisele Bundchen, the impossibly insipid model girlfriend of new father Tom Brady, recently sent $1,000 worth of infant clothes to Bridget Moynahan, the mother of Brady’s son. Among the expensive Petit Tresor pieces was this standout: “a onesie with the word ’supermodel’ written across it.” The onesie also had “passive aggressive bullshit” written all over it.
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Apparently Bridget Moynahan’s still pretty upset with Tom Brady. So much so, in fact, that not even the notion that together they created a human life and are now on a journey greater than themselves can sate her.
The New England Patriots QB flew to Los Angeles by private jet last week for the birth of his son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan.
“Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time,” says a West Coast spy. “Bridget would not see him herself.”
But our source says: “He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name.”
“[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again,” says the snitch. “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”
What a bitter, resentful, overbearing and spiteful mother to be. Let us hope that this kid will be able to expel most of his anger – oh, there will be anger – on the football field, well before he discovers dating or competitive animal fighting.
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Yesterday Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady welcomed into their dysfunctional family an important new member, when an almost two weeks overdue Moynahan finally gave birth to Snoopy’s face. There are no further details at this time.
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All is not right in the world for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Page Six reports this today:
While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady’s son on Friday - Bundchen’s birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.
One certainly hopes that this couple can find the patience and mutual respect necessary to make their relationship work. Because where else will a supermodel and a handsome quarterback find love if not with each other?
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• If you want to be happy for the rest of your life… [ICYDK]
• Another celebrity who claims Machiavelli changed their life. [Yeeeah]
• See? No makeup works great. [CityRag]
• Famous baby walking. [ICYDK]
• Too close for comfort. [DListed]
• Some sports player wore the hat of a sports team from a different city than the one he plays in and now everyone’s mad (see how silly this sounds). [TMZ]
• Stacy Keibler playing beach volleyball in a Cuervo tank. She’s Spring Break dreams incarnate. [HT]
• Apparently, not everyone finds her “licious.” [CityRag]
• Lohan supports Britney’s newest fifth of an hour comeback.
Rumors are flying that now Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby. That makes two!
Bridget Moynahan is reportedly carrying his child, and now Bundchen is two months pregnant after her touchdown with the New England Patriots quarterback. The supermodel’s rep at IMG told us, “We never comment on our clients’ personal lives” - but a source told us: “She has told friends it’s true.”
With this newest pregnancy, I think Brady’s really showing his true colors as a vehement supporter of anti-racist action. Because now, when silly bigots are going, “Blacks are promiscuous, just look at the basketball players always humpin’!” you can go, “What about that golden boy Tom Brady?” Then they’ll have to shut up.
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• Tom Brady’s defense now scrambling after being hit with the old Hail Mary of crumbling relationships: “But, I’m pregnant.” [NYP]
• Boatloads of expensive luggage was really only necessary when people traveled on boats. [JJ]
• If they get married—which they won’t—she should probably take his last name. [ICYDK]
• Nicholas Cage is so weird he’s cool. [ASL]
People is reporting that Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant with ex Tom Brady’s child.
Though they split up last year, actress Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady are expecting a baby together, Moynahan’s rep confirmed to PEOPLE.
The pregnancy was first reported by the New York Post columnist Liz Smith. Moynahan, 35, who is over three months pregnant, is said to be “healthy and excited,” the paper reports.
This will be the first child for both Moynahan and Brady. A rep for the New England Patriots had no comment.
…Brady, 29, has been romancing Brazilian-born supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 26. The new couple, who a source told PEOPLE started dating just before Christmas, are in Paris over the weekend.
Life’s hard enough with one mother who can be found scantily clad at the touch of a button. Throw in a second mom whose job is to be desirable (NSFW), and you’re setting that kid up for a lifetime of mean jokes and false friends. Tom better teach him how to fight.
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• Gisele and Tom. Yaaaaaaaaawn. [JJ]
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Here are the first photos snapped of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen together. They’re running in the current issue of Us and, if you’ve got a hankering to see a model and a football player walk side by side and look disinterested in one another, click the photo and have a closer look.
PS Did anyone else notice that Tom’s going for a neo-Jedi look?
Amid heavy speculation that they are dating, huge stereotypes of musciline and feminine roles Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen continue to dodge questions and probably date.
Brady, 29, whose Patriots were knocked out of the NFL playoffs this weekend, and Bundchen, 26, “started dating just before Christmas,” a source confirms to PEOPLE.
The couple-watch kicked into gear after the Boston Herald reported that the Victoria’s Secret model was seen waiting for Brady outside the Patriots locker room on Jan. 14, after the team’s win against the San Diego Chargers.
Brady split with actress Bridget Moynahan late last year after a three-year relationship.
But she knew he was then with Moynahan, and added, “He’s cute, but if he has a girlfriend, he’s gay to me. There are too many men in the world to go after a man who has a woman. Life is too short.”
So, the handsome star quarterback is dating the famous model–which is basically the equivalent of being head cheerleader? Did an 80s teen comedy writer set this up? All we need now is for Tom Brady’s best friend to try and break them up and a nerd to have an unrequited love interest in Gisele. A trench coat and a boombox blasting Peter Gabriel couldn’t hurt.
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