• Selfish prick Al Sharpton figures the best way to protest the acquittal of the three police officers who killed Sean Bell is by "shutting down" New York City, home to 8 million people with lives and issues of their own. Thanks, Al. [SH]
• "One actor asked the woman why she loves [Clay Aiken] so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, 'He is the Savior.'" [DListed]
• According to the gays, Ugly Betty is the best comedy on television. Blue Collar TV was robbed again! [PS]
• What does Elizabeth Hurley do? Is she a model? Is she a zombie? [HT]
• James Bwunt huwt his wittew fingew! [INO]
• The Iceman is melting. (We don't know how we do it. It just comes to us.) [ICYDK]
• Heather Locklear was caught momentarily making an unattractive face. Now everyone's making fun of her. Being famous sure is awesome, huh? [Yeeeah]
• Reese Witherspoon has cut out her plastic bag consumption, which is nice of her. [CityRag]
• Suri allowed to get some air. [DListed]
• Sure she's a mess, but she's a British mess. That makes her about 7 percent classier if you can handle all the "innit"s. [HT]
• Is Halle about to have a berry? [ICYDK]
• Marilyn Manson reiterating that he is a depressed dude. [Yeeeah]
• People still talk about Val Kilmer? [CityRag]
• Keith Richards shopping a memoir that will not include father snorting scenes. [Gawker]
• Men's Health vs Health. Health thinks Men's Health is being distant, Men's Health says Health is rude to his college buddies. [Jossip]
…then again, I also couldn't for the life of me figure out the leg situation in the picture on the right, so I'm certainly not the brightest.
Thanks to Best Week Ever (who gave their vote to 'Top Gut'), I was directed to this The Sun headline and Val Kilmer's belly. Well, I suppose if you're an aging male actor it's better to go fat (John Travolta) than crazy (Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson) or rehab (Robin Williams, Mel Gibson).
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