Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.
After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for. CONTINUED »
Last night was the LA premiere of What Happens In Vegas, and Bai Ling decided it would be appropriate to show up in an outfit that might happen in your grandmother's attic.
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Robert Downey Jr as a superhero? Our doubts were major, especially with Jon Favreau helming the picture. Yeah, Swingers and Made were great, but Iron Man is a completely different, nerdier beast. One that can't fall back on Vince Vaughn's ad-libs.
But now we've watched the trailer, and it makes us feel like complete nincompoops with no vision at all.
• Angelina Jolie is in Iraq! No, not fighting. [Jossip]
• Aretha Franklin's R-E-S-P-E-C-T-I-N-G her body with a new fitness program. [DListed]
• Vince Vaughn takes some time off of drinking, smoking and whoring to work. God bless him. [PS]
• Lindsay Lohan says "fuck you." [HT]
• Javier Bardem went crazy because of a weird haircut. Maybe he's not as cool as we thought he was. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt's fiancé doesn't care if you think she's fat. [INO]
• "Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Kidnapping Scare" [Yeeeah]
• Street art. Enjoy. [CityRag]
• Look! He can jam on bass! What a guy. Let's hope none of those "sinful" gays shook their evil hips to the rhythm. [Jossip]
• Reese Witherspoon doesn't want to simulate sex with Vince Vaughn. The guy is so money, baby, and she doesn't even know it. [DListed]
• What is it that Adam Brody does? Is The OC in syndication? [PS]
• Billy Zane is a regular beach bum, or maybe he's just parading around a trophy wife? Hmmmmmmm. [HT]
• Hey, Ty Pennington, where's your tool belt and teary minions? [INO]
• Scarlett Johansson likes black guys! [ICYDK]
• Kanye West and Beyonce play a slightly harder version of Tic-Tac-Toe. Kanye loses nine times in a row! [CityRag]
Who started that goofy phrase "fighting the hotness," and why is Vince Vaughn doing just that?
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• It's night, it's funny. [Queerty]
• Texas, the littlest big place in the world, lowers the bar again! [DListed]
• Scrubs is over. Ho hum. [PS]
• How quickly we forget Olympians. [HT]
• These two: on again! [INO]
• Do we need more lists? Forbes says yes, no matter how silly. Today: Hollywood’s Most Influential Babies! [ICYDK]
• 20/20 is now premiering Britney Spears videos. Reminder: It's a "news program." [Yeeeah]
• New York is so effing cool. [CityRag]
• The Pope taking on the form of fire and waving hello from beyond the grave? Why not! [DListed]
• This look is called the "Canadian Tuxedo." [PS]
• Britney Spears is casting terrible backup dancers to take the focus off of herself. [ICYDK]
• Nice compliment, Underminer. [INO]
• Ivanka Trump's plastic surgeon must be as wealthy as her. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan is moving to Utah, where the bitching of the polygamists is guaranteed to nag you off your buzz. [Yeeeah]
10 years later it looks like the swing has swung. They're still money, baby; just older money that gets spent at the bar (get it?).
If unhealthy habits have ballooned your once slender frame into a lumpy—but manageable—heap, you need to save the personal trainer money for salad greens and get on the treadmill by yourself.
Seeking out professional help for a problem you've successfully taken care of in the past is weird and needy. And, in this case, the trainer is a thief if he doesn't tell you, "Dude, just stop drinking so much and it'll melt away. That's why it's called a beer gut."
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• BET gives a list of the best dancers of all time. James Brown wins, and this video says it all. [ONTD]
• What does this woman do? Seriously. [HR]
• A romantic trip to Vegas is like making out amid car accident wreckage. [PopSugar]
• Vaughn and Aniston? At this point do you care? [CityRag]
• Was anyone rooting for the Prince? [DListed]
• You're telling me adult beauty pageant contestants can be whimsical? [IDLYITW]
• Mandy Moore admits that her artistic contributions have been "mediocre." Publicist promptly adds, "Why the fuck did you just say that?" [INO]
• Snoop in a shower cap for the "DRIZZLE!" [JJ]
• Good looks are wasted on Buddhists, because they don't even care if they're good looking. [INO]
• Britney's finally "leaving" rehab and not "fleeing" rehab. [DListed]
• David Beckham reaches out to underprivileged youth. First lesson: what "gold digger" means. [PopSugar]
• Janice Dickinson is effing gross. [ONTD]
• Vince has lost his smooth charm. Now it's flailing charm. [Jossip]
• For some reason, businesses get upset when you liken their facilities to "concentration camps." [ASL]
• Famous body parts quiz. Think you can guess why you should immediately eliminate "Halle Berry" and "Beyonce Knowles" as options for this butt? [Movies.com]
• Prince proving that he's still awesome in a little package. [CityRag]
• Chris Tucker is getting $25 million for Rush Hour 3 and being difficult on set. That's right: Chris Tucker, two-five. [NYP]
• Vince Vaughn wants Aniston back. Her deviated septum is what drove them apart. [Glitterati]
• F.T. [WWTDD]
• J Lo's being a diva and requesting special light bulbs. [HR]
• Are you a creep with lots of money (I'm looking at you Joe Francis)? Go buy Katherine Heigl's bras on eBay. [eBay]
In light of the recent news that Vince Vaughn had a wild night in a hotel room with three women, I've decided to broach a question you may have though about, also. That is: is Vince Vaughn an actor?
I ask because, haven't the lines blurred between Vince's good-time, charmingly sarcastic, dark-eyed self and his good-time, charmingly sarcastic, dark-eyed characters? Couldn't you see Trent from Swingers getting with three girls in a hotel room, and couldn't you see Bean from Old School getting with three girls in a hotel room, and couldn't you see what's-his-name from Wedding Crashers blah, blah, blah? Not only is he always doing the same character, I'm not so sure the character's really a character anymore. The same goes for Owen Wilson as the "aw-shucks" blond with a heart of gold. And Craig Kilborn as the ex-jock jerk you have to look up to because he's taller than you.
I think that what these guys have going is personalities that jibe with audiences, and they run with 'em. Vince Vaughn would probably be fun to go drinking with, and he'd probably say some really funny things. Therefore, it's generally pretty funny to watch him go drinking and say funny things. But is that acting? I guess that's between him and the three girls in his hotel room.
Last night marked this year's People's Choice Awards in Los Angeles, and while I must admit that I skipped the airing of the show (did I miss anything?), I enjoyed looking at the pictures of the stars who attended the festivities. Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston tend to fare well at events like these, and last night was no exception with both women taking home awards. Hell, most of the people pictured here won awards of some kind. Other than Carmen Elektra, who, if she had been up for anything, should have won Most Turquoise Toga Of The Year.
For a list of winners, click here.
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• Jessica Biel may look hot walking her dog, but the bluetooth ruins the whole thing. [Yeeeah]
• Hey homegirls (and by that I mean girls from near my hometown outside Boston).Tom Brady is siiiiiinnngggllleeeee. (Cue sound of a million girls running towards Foxborough). [Us]
• Yooouuuu guuuyyyys, did you see what Nancy Pelosi was wearing today? Is that better, Vince Vaughn non-banger, Mal? Cause you made me feel really horrible about myself for a minute there. [Gawker]
• In that moment, when Bigfoot breaks down and pleasures the unicorn, that's when you just know things are going to be okay. [BWE]
• I failed in mentioning Lindsay Lohan's new contact lenses. Please suspend my blogger license. [INO]
• Learn all about Angelina and Brad's adoption decision-making process. It doesn't make me want to hit my head against the wall one bit. [PopSugar]
• Meet the bright young minds competing on MTV's new show to become an intern at Rolling Stone. I'd make fun, but I'll totally watch it. I hate myself. [Jossip]
• Auntie Paris Hilton didn't really defend Britney on her MySpace page, but some fake really thinks Brit's a super duper mommy! [Hollyscoop]
• Guess what Gwyneth loves? Tea. Sur-fuckingfakeBritish-prise. [HotMommaGossip]
Yesterday, we found out that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are once-and-for-all don't call me anymore dunzo. Today, the story emerges that a plucky young college student studying abroad in Rome claims that she and Vincey shared a steamy night two weeks ago while she was visiting Budapest. The girl emailed her sorority sisters with the details (seen above) and mentioned it in her blog (Vince's blog cameo was later removed).
Now, am I the only person who wants to call bullshit on this? The girl is an aspiring actress with a fertile imagination–do we even know that Vince Vaughn was in Budapest? How are we so sure that girlfriend isn't just homesick and wanting to make her abroad experience sound a shit ton more glamorous than it actually is? Maybe she was on drugs and just thought that the swarthy man next to her was the Vaughn. I mean, I'm not putting it past Vince, just asking why we're putting so much stock into the story of one eager to impress her "sisters" Sorority girl. That's all.
I call your bluff, Laura "Call me Mallory" Lane. Besides, I expect the sisters who secretly hate Mal to e-mail out some slanderous tales of her past exaggerated sexual encounters any second now…if so, you know where to find me!
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• Gisele has one true love. Is it you? [Hot Momma Gossip]
• Is this cheesy chick the reason for Jen and Vince's break-up? [DListed]
• Well, here's one thing you can do that Paris, Lindsay and Britney can't. [BWE]
• Mmm, yeah Pam, that whole marriage to Kid Rock thing may have been a rad impulsive. [A Socialite's Life]
• OMG! OMG! We are sooooo going to New Year's in Vegas! [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Nope, still not legal to hope for a Hayden Panettiere wardrobe malfunction, dude. [Egotastic]
• Jack Bauer is gearing up to kill again. [PopSugar]
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