Thomas Beatie, the pregnant “man” who actually has a uterus and a vagina and is a woman, is finally in his ninth month, huge with the baby right-wing zealots are so mad he’s having.

Because his pregnant body looks strange – like a lowercase b instead of an uppercase B – and because the miracle of birth will soon put an end to the oddity, photos of the guy were made a few days ago. Now the world will never forget the most famous pregnant woman with a crew cut who ever lived.

MALE CRITICS BIASED AGAINST SATC? “As it turns out, Rotten Tomatoes presents 139 reviews, 69% of which are written by men. Only 49% of male critics wrote positive reviews while 51% panned ‘Sex & The City.’ Meanwhile, only 14 of the 40 female reviewers were negative about the box office sensation with 65% of women giving Carrie Bradshaw and friends the critical ‘thumbs up.’”

OK, just got this e-mail from a – not joking – Ms Goon, asking if I’d like to cover an event in which women will be hawking hair dye made especially for pubes. “Let me know if you’re interested in attending, covering or need high res images, thanks!” she shouts. I, of course, am not interested, and I can’t imagine what type of person would be after reading a description like this:

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‘SEX’ BY THE NUMBERS “… during the course of 94 episodes and six seasons, the women of ‘Sex and the City’ hit the sheets with a combined total of 94 men and one woman. … Of the four women, public relations exec Samantha racked up the most sexual partners. She bedded 41 men and one woman, while Carrie hooked up with 18, Charlotte 18 and Miranda 17. Everyone has a ‘number.’ But how many is too many and were the ‘Sex and the City’ women oversexed? Definitely - compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime.”

• Alexyss K Tylor is back! And oh, God, is she NSFW. [DListed]

• “10 Tips to Rule Your Kitchen for a Girl On-the-Go“? Tip number one: stop calling yourself a “girl” before you’re old enough to have a kitchen of your own. [INO]

• Michael Lohan on ex-wife Dina’s Top Mom award: “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself.” [ICYDK]

• Miley Cyrus‘ ratings are actually down after that whole Vanity Fair fiasco. Because, oddly enough, many people are boobs scared of boobs. [Yeeeah]

• Murakami’s at the Brooklyn Museum. Go if you’re in Brooklyn, not epileptic and interested in crazy, sexual, Japanese Manga characters. [CityRag]

• Clooney failed big and your mom and girlfriend still love him. Deal with it. [PS]

The problem with the term “beautiful girl” is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute — and that’s fine because there’s a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) — but they’re not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.

We’re reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag “Hot List” season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We’re sick of it, so we’ve compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women. Feel free to suggest additions or complain.

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