“Industry insiders” claim that Ashlee Simpson and her pious pimp of a father, Joe, are leaking tracks from Mariah Carey’s upcoming album to mitigate the effect Carey’s sales will have on Ashlee’s latest record, which premieres one week later. Said a source to MSNBC: “They are backed into a corner with this release date since they already changed it once. Their only option in fighting the Mariah machine would be to create a way to make the album’s release less newsworthy.” Bittersweet World, the awfully named record from the newly engaged Simpson, has already had its original release date shifted from late 2007 to April 22 of this year.

Apr 10, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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Comments (10)

No. 1 Run-DMS says:

No sabotage of talented performers could make up for the fact Ashlee Simpson is such a lousy singer that she needs software enhancement to sound impressive. Won’t she and her idiot sister and their scummy dad just go away?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 10:13 am
No. 2 ZsaZsaDahling says:

It doesn’t matter if they leaked the whole album, I doubt it would help Ashley’s sales.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm
No. 3 YerMom says:

Ashlee to Mariah
Donkey to Arabian

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 2:55 pm
No. 4 Liz says:

really? What do they share…1 maybe 2 fans? Sounds like someone is already trying to spin Ashley’s pending failure.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 2:57 pm
No. 5 mae says:

Why is he staring at his daughters boobs?

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No. 6 Jill Kelly says:

Well, let’s see. Mariah can sing live and Ashley sux donkey balls. Nothing to worry about Mariah. Never know, maybe Ashley will Lip Sync her way through this one too.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
No. 7 Carmen. says:

I don’t know why you jealousfucks are mean to her. I mean. Awww. Come on. Can you jealousfucks give her one more chance? If you insist on a no, well, go fuck yourself.

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 6:32 am
No. 8 Ashley says:

I don’t get how Britney Spears could lip sync a whole fucking tour AND Snl and not get any shit over it but Ashlee Simpson does it one time and no one can fucking let it go. Its just weird if you ask me.

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 8:54 am
No. 9 jay says:

Hey Carmen/Ashley, it doesn’t matter that she was caught on SNL, she never could sing and hasn’t learned since then, even after the ginormous humiliation of that incident. That’s the problem with these studio singers…they don’t fucking sing. Real vocalists are harder to come by but they’re out there. She ain’t one of them.

Give it up…she sucks. Probably more than she should.

Posted: Apr 12, 2008 at 1:52 am
No. 10 jazz says:


Ashlee Simpson and her scummy father are on drugs if they think they could ever sell more records than MARIAH CAREY! lol i mean come on… it doesnt matter if you love Ashlee you have to know that there is NO way she can compete with the biggest solo artist in music history lol it’s just laughable! lol

but on a serious note. if they are leaking Mariah songs… which could be possible since it is possible to get about 4 mariah songs off the net now… if they are doing this then i hope Mariah sues their asses from here til kingdom come. coz even tho it may not help Ashlee it will certainly lesson the sales on Mariah’s album.. maybe not by alot but certainly by a little bit… which is NOT COOL!

and on the Britney lip synching thing… when Ashlee simpson puts on a show like britney used to then she can lip synch as much as she wants.. plus britney always used to do live songs on her tours as well… she just couldnt sing and dance at the same time but Britney never made excuses for herself she was what she was… Ashlee pretends to be this artistic and talented singer/performer when reslly she’s a fuckin idiot!

Posted: Apr 12, 2008 at 2:20 am
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