Hey, gals, wanna play dress up for a few hours? Maybe alter your identity to spy on the husband you believe to be gay? Well, now there’s a quick, easy way to tie another person’s hair onto your head without having to accept all the godforsaken responsibility that accompanies such an enormous undertaking. And New York City’s to blame:

Celeb hairstylist and extension expert Marc Mena … [creates] long glam [looks] with “One Night Stand,” Warren Tricomi’s rent-an-extension service. For $100, a stylist will custom color-select, apply and style hairpieces to your head. Return the extensions the following day …

Mena also sells fake bangs for $250, so that customers can “try them out.” These, ladies and gentlemen, are the ideas people dream up when forced to talk to celebrities all day long.