Dear Cord,
You're up early. Is that why you're so grumpy?
Best,
Seyour

P.S. I'd give you hugs and kisses and cheers and a Mexican wave and really, whatever else you want, for just doing your job. Alas, there is a vast ocean that separates us.

We will totally hi five you, if you wish. Or you might prefer the wave. I just don't think we can pay you 250 million. I'd be willing to kick in 10.

But Becks is so yummy that he deserves hugs and kisses for doing his job.

is it me, or does he look like stephen baldwin in that first pic? (shudder)

Oh. My. God. YES! Stephen Baldwin. Spot on. Stephen Baldwin after he's just said something particularly rousing about Jesus.

ahhhhhhhhhhh, he does. Amen.

I'd still hit that.

Cord we tried to give you hugs and kisses yesterday remeber? you refused.

I never found Stephen Baldwin mildly attractive. He was Barney Rubble, not sexy. Plus it always looks like he's smelling something bad. Open your eyes fella.

Beckham would be the good looking brother that all Stephens dates wished they knew about before they said yes.

Although I did alway find Billy to be the most handsome of Baldwins. Alec is just to damn hair. Hairly little pig.

was billy in beetlejuice? that one was cute.

Aaah! The Baldwin brothers. On paper the promise is so much, in flesh the delivery is so little.
Alec is a talented little pig but I think Stephen is my favorite just because he is so deliciously loopy. He's like, a new wave Christian who makes loving Jesus fun, he wears baseball caps and knows Kirk Cameron and he hangs out with Michael Lohan and everything. Jesus must be so proud.

I thought Alec was in Beetlejuice.

Alec was in Beetlejuice. Billy is most famous for Sliver, I think (or Backdraft). And Stephen, well, Stephen was in a little piece of cinematic excrement known as Bio-Dome.

ooh then i think alec was cute in beetlejuice. lol im not well versed on my baldwin borthers.

At least you didn't say Daniel was the cute one.

"Cord we tried to give you hugs and kisses yesterday remeber? you refused."

No shit. Quit your bitchin', heart-breaking bastard. You can't have it both ways.

New policy at Jossip/Mollygood HQ: At 12pm, everyday, the entire staff will hug and kiss Cord.

Yea! Can we get a copy of that memo?

What time zone? We want pictures posted.

Careful Dave for all his bitching he's not very receptive of hugs and kisses. it can be hurtful.

oh whatev, i know which one daniel is, and current alec. but past and present the other two get all mushed up in my head.

daniel stole the suv right?

I figure if Cord won't give in to me, I'll have to live vicariously through David. But I agree with April, be careful. He's likely to turn the other cheek and pretend it never happened.

*sob*

Billy's the sane one.

I feel a missive from the man himself coming on. His name has been said three times 'n' all.

"At least you didn’t say Daniel was the cute one."

No one ever say Daniel is the cute one. Sadness!

Did you see the interview with Daniel a few weeks ago where he was basically saying he's the best at everything he ever does?

Ok so I only saw highlights on the Soup, but still. Stuff like "If I took up painting, I'd be the best at it, I guarantee it."

Go snort another, Danny.

I was always a fan of Alec…Glengarry Glen Ross is awesome!…Is Cord gonna take off his shirt and wave it around a'la Becks???

*Kitchy holds up her sign…

"TYPE IT LIKE BUNNIEBALLS."

its noon.

On behalf of the Tom-ba Juice Corporation, I would like to offer you a hug and a kiss just for doing your job, Cord.

Now I have to go back to obsessing over Dean-o.

Cait, prepare to be dissed.

omg kitchy, My boss walked in as I was trying to contain hysterical laughter. I can't believe after all of our pursuit yesterday, Cord has the nerve to bitch about lovin' he isn't getting just ONE day later…the nerve.

Will we have to get all hugs and kisses written in tripplicate? How do you spell that fricken word? I don't want to google today.

I also didn't realize that Tom Juice has ventured into smoothies. Mmmmmmm Tom Smoothie. No pulp for me.

What the fuck is this? Cord breaks all of our hearts yesterday after a record number of posts and NOW he wants hugs and kisses? I don't think so Bunnieballs (tm Kitchy), nice try though.

Are you just not that into us? Is that it?

It's just solid proof that Cord Jefferson truly is a heart-breaking, bunny-balled bastard.

That needs to go on a t shirt.

I'm considering changing my screen name to Bunnieballs.

You know that is Cord's new nickname around the office, or it should be.

I think we should print up about 1000 flyers with Kitchy's phrase on them, and mail them - one at a time of course - to everyone at Mollygood.

"TYPE IT LIKE BUNNIEBALLS"

It oddly reminds me of something along the lines of Enron's motto "Ask Why"…frightening.

Oh let's. I love a diabolical plan.

MAYBE, if Cord would have responded to us, we would feel the need to reach out so far…but we have to do something to tape back together Kitchy shattered heart…I'm all for healing.

It's noon in LA. (Ok a little past but I couldn't get the site to load at noon.)

You know what I'm doing? Well, not offering Bunnyballs hugs and kisses. Homey don't wanna play that game no more.

Ok…I know I am really late on this one (and no one will probably read this), but has anyone (besides myself) seen the Terry Gilliam movie "Tideland?" In that picture (see David Beckham above) he looks exactly like the character Dickens from that movie. Sorry…had to TYPE it…

I read the comment but alas, I've not seen the movie. I'm no help.