— Mon, Jul 3, 2006 —

Ashlee Simpson is not going to let her new face go to waste. She knows that she's finally done something right, no matter how many little girl's sense of self-esteem she ravaged with her "love yourself except if you have a lot of money and can fix your heinous flaws" mentality in the process. Fan base be damned, because Ashlee's got herself a brand new fancy pants modeling gig. Also, just to rub salt in her older sister Jessica's awesome divorce wounds, Ashlee is reportedly moving in with her boyfriend. NYDN has the story;

West Coast spies say she's selling her Encino home to move in with boyfriend Braxton Olita. (Young Braxton, who plays guitar in her shows, has also graduated from sleeping in the band tour bus to bedding down in Ashley's own private coach, I hear.)

She ought to be able to afford some flashy new digs. It will soon be announced that the 21-year-old will front the campaign for Victoria's Secret's new line, Pink. She beat out finalist Kelly Clarkson to become the face (and hips and legs and ??? well, everything else) of the new line of younger, "cuter" lingerie.

Finally, anyone with a ticket to her sold-out concert at the Borgata tonight is in for a special treat: Plans are afoot for her big sis, Jessica, to join her onstage for a "surprise" duet.

Holy Jesus, a duet? Good thing I'm far away from Atlantic City because it might be more pleasant in a room full of howler monkeys than witnessing that debacle. Though it could all turn to shit when Ashlee starts making out with her drummer boyfriend and Jessica storms off the stage in tears. On second thought, maybe AC isn't such a bad idea.


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Wow, Victoria's Secret has sunk down lowwww.
They should call her line of lingerie... Fugly... because that's what she was until she got the nose job..
(her children will still be hideous!)

said: courtneyyyyyy on July 3, 2006 03:11 PM

Ashlee has such a beautiful body - I can't wait to see her in lingerie. I really really hope she wears something revealing!
I think she was gorgeous before the nose job, and still gorgeous after the nose job.

said: JRN on July 3, 2006 06:48 PM

Are you sure she only got a nose job? She looks unrecognizable to me...

said: plasticy on July 3, 2006 08:17 PM

saw ashley simpson in the gift shop of the borgata on saturday july2: she was 4 feet tall, and looked like a rat.

said: paparazzi on July 4, 2006 10:35 AM

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