— Wed, Jan 10, 2007 —

Mr. Blackwell just released his artfully alliterated Worst Dressed List for 2006. This year he's again using really fresh and intricate wordplay like "All chills and no thrills," to make fun of people's clothes while the world (not joking but wish I was) takes notice. Below are best of the bon mots; the most wicked of the witticisms. (Pay attention, because this is the meaningless shit all the jerks and Project Runway obsessed "divas" in your office will be talking about tomorrow):

•On Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, who both tied for first:
"Two peas in an overexposed pod! Style-free and fashion deprived... ladies and gentlemen, the 'SCREAMGIRLS' have arrived!"

•On Lindsay Lohan, third on the list:
"From adorable to deplorable, Lindsay is tragically trapped in fashion's fast lane."

•On Meryl Streep, who placed tenth:
"From Streep you could weep, her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

It should be noted that Mr. Blackwell's real name is Dick Selzer, he's from Brooklyn and you can buy his autobiography on Amazon for a penny. So, y'know, clearly an expert. Not to be outdone, here are our picks for worst dressed of 2006:

1. Claymates

2. McDonald's Salads

3. Saddam Hussein


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No. 1
Luna says:

What is with their legs?? Are they only wearing stockings on their right legs? I totally don't understand it.

January 10, 2007 6:23 PM
No. 2
Betty Ford says:

With Paris and Britney running around dressed as cheap sluts, the real LA whores are stumped as to what to wear to stand out.....cue the naked hookers!!!!

January 10, 2007 6:28 PM
No. 3
kelli says:

katrina survivors? wow. not even remotely funny.

January 10, 2007 6:36 PM
No. 4
Molly says:

Also, in 2005. Whoops.

How about Claymates?
M

January 10, 2007 7:20 PM
No. 5
mel says:

I prefer your picks Molly.

January 11, 2007 1:18 AM
No. 6
bluemoo says:

Blackwell must be about 400 years old by now ...

January 11, 2007 4:03 AM
No. 7
killerbunny says:

is it me or do britney's boobs look like they are about to explode out of her top? seriously, it's sort of like two mount vesuvius' and all of us helpless victims are just scared as shit here in pompeii. too much of a stretch this early in the morning?

January 11, 2007 9:33 AM
No. 8
Adrienne says:

Britney's breasts look like two giant pillows in this pic.

http://www.celebrityfox.com

January 11, 2007 9:50 AM
No. 9
killerbunny says:

....dirty pillows

January 11, 2007 10:54 AM
No. 10
Celebrity girl says:

Mr.Blackwell's statement was incorrect.Britney gave a few perverted men a cheap "thrill" when she exposed her vagina.

January 11, 2007 6:29 PM
No. 11
b says:

In this picture (and serveral others of them together) Paris has totally won the fashion challenge with Trailer Trash Barbie standing next to her.

January 11, 2007 6:47 PM


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