— Tue, Dec 19, 2006 —

Warning: The video above, a teaser for Britney Spears glaze-eyed shilling her perfume on Access Hollywood is loud as hell. That being said, her Christmas decorations give me hives.

Hmm, what other Britney-related news do we have for you today (other than the photos shown here of the poptartlet at a recording studio wherein no one reminded her that as nice as her stomach may be, midriff-baring shirts haven't been cool since rollerblades. Not that there's anything wrong with rollerblades)? Well, it sounds like Lindsay's not the only one who has taken a liking to the art of exotic dancing. The NY Daily News reports:

The newly single pop star continued her hard-partying trampage Sunday night at a Los Angeles burlesque club 40 Deuce, when she jumped onstage between striptease acts.

Britney and some girlfriends gyrated for the crowd, with Spears, cigarette in hand, unzipping her top and baring her bra.

She was having so much fun, the club's manager had to step in and remove her from the stage. But the singer wasn't having it. She quickly jumped back onstage, forcing the manager to dislodge her once again so that the real dancers could finish their show.

Spears returned to the bar, where she refreshed herself with a cocktail of champagne mixed with Coca-Cola. Keepin' it classy, Brit.

Champagne and coke, eh? Sounds...fizzy. I like the fact that she was wearing a zip-up top at all (easy removal, atta girl). Hey, maybe the girl has found her calling after all. I mean, dancing was always her strong suit...

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No. 1
jason says:

spears definitely puts the has been in "hasbeen":- (

December 19, 2006 1:01 PM
No. 2
laura says:

Nice pitch for her perfumes. Very natural. God she sux and her extensions are beat!

December 19, 2006 1:22 PM
No. 3
Marley says:

Her "junk" in a box? Her junk box has been all over town. She's regifting.

December 19, 2006 3:14 PM
No. 4
Adrienne says:

The important thing is...is that noonie covered up?


December 19, 2006 5:39 PM
No. 5
haha says:

that's got to be a wig.... right?

December 19, 2006 5:59 PM

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