— Tue, Jan 16, 2007 —

Here's photographic evidence that Britney Spears definitely has a type. Having formerly been a slight one myself, I can say that, without a doubt, her type is the "bro." These pics only show her most recent two bros, but remember that jackass she married in Vegas? Total bro, too. Anyway, here, Isaac and Kevin are headed to casting calls in the armpit of LA people call "the Valley." Note the shoes, the unshaven scruff, the cockeyed hats, the cagey stares. Do you see that deflated look in their faces that tells you they know they're being judged? That's how everyone in the Valley looks. If they don't look like that, you know they're studio execs who could buy Russia.


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No. 1
Adrienne says:

Is that a picture of HIMSELF in his hand? He's not a "bro" like you claim...just a wannabe like everyone else in Hollywood. Ugh!


January 16, 2007 9:34 AM
No. 2
papa joe's coke binge says:

i would love to know what he is driving

January 16, 2007 10:40 AM
No. 3
Bystander says:

Bro, or not, can you blame her? I mean, I'd fall for his lines if he approached me.

I'm not fully buying that he is a bro though. Not until I see a Famous Stars and Straps logo on the back of his truck, or see him rockin Dickie Shorts with a gaudy belt buckle of a marijuana leaf, or an American flag.

January 16, 2007 12:39 PM
No. 4
Lilly says:

Isaac is WAYYYYYYYYY Cuter than Kevin!!! Oh yeah...U Go Britney!!!

January 16, 2007 2:59 PM
No. 5
Becca says:

Bro or not, he's a step up from FedEx.

Hey, does he have any babies momma's???

January 16, 2007 6:33 PM

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