Britney Spears has found love in AA with a musician named Jason Filyaw.
Spears, 25, has fallen for Jason Filyaw, the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the rock band Riva, reports the tab.
???Britney adores Jason,??? a friend of Filyaw's told the Enquirer. ???He???s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She???s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he???s been through the same thing.???
Spears e-mails and phones Filyaw constantly, according to the report, and the two have pet names for one another: he calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady; she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.
"J-Sun" is a really cute "pet name" for someone named Jason.
If you're interested in checking out Jason's music you can go here. It's like mediocre parts from Alice in Chains and Led Zeppelin mixed with Creed in a toilet bowl, thus making a flushable jumble of garbage people with flames painted on their sunglasses love. His music page also says things like this:
Generally disgusted with the soulless excuses musicians make for recording on non-linear editors, we decided to do our records under conditions that would have been common in 1971.
The tempo in our songs sways, that is what rock is supposed to do, ROCK. Who the fuck quantizes rock?
Goodness. It's depressing to see 33-year-old rock nerds who are raging against the music machine flirting with one of the machine's biggest products. It's literally sleeping with the enemy.
PS That's Brit heading to AA, still wearing a fucking wig.
Awesome post Cord. That one made me laugh out loud. Quite clever and descriptive!
Good point---the 'angry' rocker dates the music product he despises so much....very funny....hey, is dating while in rehab a good idea anyway???? she sounds like one of those pathetic chicks who can't function without a guy... just one of many of her issues i guess.....
if this is true, it's further proof that Britny is a co-dependent blob.
if this is true, surely it is her counselor's job to discourage transfering her dependency from booze/pills/purging to a fellow alcoholic?
if this is true, surely it's a massive betrayal of her right to confidential services?
before we rag on this guy, let's make sure if this is true first and that the feelings are (ahem) reciprocated by him.
Well if he loves (gag) her and is telling his friends all about his new "girlfriend" how is that violating her confidentiality? His friends don't work for the rehab center.
People can try to discourage this stupid 'ho from doing all the things she does but she still does them I'm sure she's been told not to have a male sponsor. Not to make any major decisions for a year. Not to enter into or end major relationships for a period of time. etc. Bitch don't listen, she thinks she knows.
Cord, WTF, you're both cracking me up.
Let's hope this couple makes it beyond rehab, because I need some excitement in my life! I see the potential for matching nose rings, beer guts, and a less-than-inspiring duet. Rock on, lovebirds!
uh, does anyone want to start a pool about when Britney ends up back in rehab and/or mental ward??
i say by the beginning of May...May 4th to be exact here family will have committed. going from one relationship to the next, as she has done the past 4/5 years; having addictions to drugs, alcohol; and throw in post partum depression/psychosis, failing career, ruined image; and not even 30 days at a posh 'resort' rehab place that makes you go elsewhere for AA, uh...she ain't better!
she deserves every crappy, stinko thing that happens to her. she sets herself up for tragedy and disaster like a bowling pin. am so sick of this idiot; maybe she'll kick the bucket soon. one can hope.
I actually kind of hope she gets back with K-Fed. Much as he is not my cup of tea...he appears to really love her or at least he loves her as a baby mama. This other douche bag will dump her on her ass as soon as his 15 minutes of rehab reporting are done.
Britney's a geek in real life...plain and simple
Sly working of soulless rock band into post's title. Kudos!
This whole Twitney thing is hilarious.Ya gotta love it.
Oh G-d NO! Sex is a drug--esp. in Britney's case!
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