— Tue, Nov 28, 2006 —

Un. Der. Wear. Learn it. Love it. For the adoration of all things sacred, USE IT, BRITNEY. Yes, Meat Curtaintacular 2006 rages on and, luuuucky you, these are the most graphic shots yet. I really have no proof that these are real, but, then again, there's no real reason to believe they're not. So just clicky click on Paris Hilton demonstrating the benefits of panties to see Britney Spears refusing that one lesson from her new mentor.


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No. 1
Ventura says:

Ewwwwww. You can see her C-section/lipo scar. So I'm guessing that Brit Brit isn't breast feeding poor little Jayden -- or at least we hope not -- otherwise he'd be drinking 80-proof breast milk with a side of Coke. I'd rag on her for being a crappy mother, but I'm guessing she's paying a ton of money for some really well-trained nannies/nurses who don't think using the baby as a backup airbag is cute and "country, y'all." So the kids re probably better off.

November 28, 2006 11:10 AM
No. 2
mikeyC says:

Im not sure underwear is the problem. She has no pants or bottom wear on at all it seems. Normally im up for any starlet skin that will serve as good whackoff fodder, but that shit is gross.

November 28, 2006 11:19 AM
No. 3
tlatzoteotl says:

Ventura - you typed the EXACT words I had been planning on. So, phooey on you!

But seriously, I gotta say it - ewwww!! You can see her C-Section scar!

What an unattractive pussy. Maybe if it had a little hair it wouldn't look so ick - red, raw pussies DO NOT look good.

November 28, 2006 11:25 AM
No. 4
tom says:

What a puke-whore. Brrr.

November 28, 2006 11:33 AM
No. 5
sally says:

nasty! YES! my first reaction was that you can see her scar! Her behavior isn't making a good case for the alleged custody battle that is supposed to happen in the divorce...eww

November 28, 2006 11:52 AM
No. 6
Leslie says:

The GREATEST disapointment of 2006! At this point going back to K-Fed would be a positive PR move. Damn Shame I am done with her.

November 28, 2006 11:54 AM
No. 7
used to love her says:

Uh Uh - You can see her C-Section and her Tummy TUCK SCAR! BLOW IT UP!

November 28, 2006 11:58 AM
No. 8
That Bitch! says:

looks like she wipes from back to front

November 28, 2006 12:32 PM
No. 9
Marta says:

she is so low.totally pathetic.
Kevin will have great photo file for divorcing.

November 28, 2006 1:25 PM
No. 10
Aspen says:


November 28, 2006 1:34 PM
No. 11
CC says:

good luck keeping custody....what a moron!

November 28, 2006 1:46 PM
No. 12
Sharon says:

What is wrong with her? She has 2 kids at home. Sleeping or not she doesn''t need to be out partying every night. I have 2 kids close together in age too. I couldn't even imagine partying all night and then having to take care of the kids. She doesn't deserve keeping those kids or a comeback. she is ruining her career. I liked her till now.
Shame shame.

November 28, 2006 1:54 PM
No. 13
Sassy Ass says:

What the hell is wrong with her? I thought she made a good move in getting rid of K-Fucks ass. Now she is hanging out with Paris and showing that nasty cooter? I feel for the kids.

November 28, 2006 1:58 PM
No. 14
bluemoo says:

Disgusting. I hope she manages her money better than she manages her life.

November 28, 2006 2:08 PM
No. 15
Betty Ford says:

TWAT the fuck???? Ugh. You know what this means, Molly! This really ups the ante for your Britney costume next year! Are you up to the challenge??? TWAT? I cunt hear you!

November 28, 2006 2:16 PM
No. 16
jane doe says:

Is she mentally challenged? How could she not realize that that tiny dress which is riding up around her waist would not show her entire genital region for all to see? Especially when there are like a million flashbulbs going off in her direction?

November 28, 2006 2:49 PM
No. 17
eSinops says:


November 28, 2006 3:26 PM
No. 18
Drama Queen says:

Seriously, Molly. You have my permission NOT re-enact the crotch shots when/if you do a follow-up vid.

November 28, 2006 6:22 PM
No. 19
britneydoesit.com says:

C???mon, do you really think she just happened to be photographed coming out of a car with no panties and there just happens to be a paparazzi right there ready to snap her snapper, right when everybody is wondering if there is a sex tape. C???mon ??? it???s a setup, and y???all are all just sheep.


November 29, 2006 1:25 AM
No. 20
kat says:

I do NOT understand this new trend with all the 20-something females airing things out for the world to see...DISGUSTING!

November 29, 2006 4:05 AM
No. 21
antonio gomez says:

now now people ,dont be so hard on her, think of what a good dietary aid that pic. is i just lost my appetite bleaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

November 29, 2006 9:13 AM
No. 22
Christine says:

Pretty sure the crotch shot is a fake

November 29, 2006 9:39 AM
No. 23
LisaB says:

Good Lord I never thought I would say this but Kevin is actually starting to look like the more responsible parent to have custody of the kids. She is so common, really no class at all acts like a filthy gutter slut her family must be so proud!

November 29, 2006 12:49 PM
No. 24
mla says:

First of all, let us thank God in Heaven that Brit's a rose and not a daisy. I think we'd all be dead if we had to see Paris' "I'ma daisy!" style bits in this much detail. Sigh. I don't even know where to begin... PANTIES! Is that so much to ask for? Is it? Now, I'm a fairly liberal, open-minded person, but only WHORES don't wear underwear with a mini-dress. Seriously. I understand if you're wearing a clingy gown or formfitting pants you may not want panty lines, but panty lines were not the issue with these outfits - being a whore was. Why Brit why? Why are you letting cooch pictures exist? These will haunt your sons. I should not know that you shave and don't get Brazilian waxed. I really shouldn't.

November 29, 2006 2:07 PM
No. 25
autumn says:

did anyone pay attn to all the hair creeping up her ass hole? its like, she shaved everything else but just forget that patch... yucky

November 29, 2006 3:44 PM
No. 26
Jack Dawson says:

This is a photo shop picture. Sorry to break it to you guys

November 29, 2006 4:50 PM
No. 27
Alby says:

Of course... it's an oax photo...

November 30, 2006 3:39 PM
No. 28
Willie Bobo says:

You mean someone added hairs to her asshole in photoshop? My goodness, what is the world coming to?

November 30, 2006 8:26 PM
No. 29
No 28 says:

You still looks great I think. remember she just had a baby. She will come back and have everybody wanting her again.

December 1, 2006 12:35 AM
No. 30
RealityCheck says:

All the money in the world can't buy you class. Those poor kids would be better of in foster care.

She just flashed for FREE, what Hef would have paid millions for....dumbass.

December 3, 2006 3:20 PM
No. 31
Rocket says:

This is what happens when u hang with Paris!!! (and yr stupid)

December 4, 2006 2:53 PM
No. 32
Danielle says:

lol u can see her C- section line haha what a hood rat didnt she feel a DRIFT?!?!

December 4, 2006 11:23 PM
No. 33
Rachel Lala says:

Just think of how much cleaning Paris's Bentley car seats will need after this night. Louisiana slip-n-slide?

December 5, 2006 9:10 PM
No. 34
Chris says:

Oh, you're all so big and clever coming down so hard on Britney. You loved her just a few short years ago, and now you revel in spite. I don't think she's half as bad as you lot make out. Nobody's perfect, and she's still a living, feeling person, isn't she? And by the way, for those that didn't notice, or know, what you see is not a vagina: it's a labia majora.

December 6, 2006 1:18 AM
No. 35
Alice says:

I'm with Chris. She's rich, single now and you don't know what kind of mother she really is.

December 7, 2006 12:04 PM
No. 36
Craig says:

I was just about to order a Kebab but think I will go for a Pizza now :-(

December 7, 2006 4:13 PM
No. 37
tape head says:

I sent this to cnn.

First off I bet you don't read my comment over the air because it is not in line with your right wing political views. I will post this email I sent you to other web sites for this reason, just to show people how one sided the cnn network is. Any ways how can Britney and her friends be degrading feminism by not wearing panties? It was my thought that feminism stood for equal treatment and thats why I thought I should support it, however if feminism has shifted it's focus from equal rights and instead decided to focus on Britney's wild behavior then I would say the cause of equal treatment is lost. I think the bigger question here is what harm did Britney do? Are we as a nation to say that it's fine to send troops over seas to defend a freedom that is not real in the first place? The truth of the whole situation is that you have made a mountain out of an ant hill and the only people that rely care about this situation in the first place is bitter angry people who feel the need to attack anything related to women who decide to share their sexuality openly yet these same individuals are fine with letting violence run ramped all over the T.V, I would say their priorities are out of line. In closing how can any one be offended by what Britney did unless they go out of their way to go look at it on the internet, and if you go and look and you are offended this is not Britney's fault, It's your's. It's exactly the same as if you asked some one to let you eat a food you knew you did not like and then you blamed them for that after you ate it.

December 9, 2006 1:49 AM
No. 38
randy hayes says:

publicity whores have no shame

December 9, 2006 2:24 AM

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