— Tue, Feb 20, 2007 —

It's warming up in New York today, so I figured I'd post something guaranteed to induce some douche bumps and cool things off for everyone.

Here's some vile news about this total lame-ass Brody Jenner. In case you don't know, Brody's the guy up there throwing up the fucking "Westside" sign with his own initial tattooed on his wrist (you should be douche chilling hard right now):

In a dialogue exchange that is part of a profile of Jenner in the March issue of Details, Spencer Pratt, described as Jenner's "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" says to Jenner, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America."

The plan, which was devised last August (just when Jenner and Richie did begin dating), was actually part of Jenner's scheme to ride Richie's coattails and become a more familiar name himself ??? which, as Details points out, proved successful, because here it is interviewing him.

A week after Jenner and Richie split in October, Jenner forged a relationship with The Hills costar Lauren Conrad. (That ended quickly, too.)

"Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."


Having someone you call a "manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent-slash-stylist," means you're a loser. Actually exerting effort to date anyone from The Hills is extra awful. But, scheming to use a girl's eating disorder as a means to catapult your career means that you're a scumbag of epic proportions.

"...You're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right?" Wonderful. Hey, girls, how many of you want to "Win a Date With Brody Jenner" now?

This is what happens when, as a parent, you maintain no personal sense of self respect. You get shitty kids that don't respect the validity of other human beings. You get kids that make jokes out of their girlfriend's eating disorders.

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No. 1
notalot says:

what a classy guy. i mean, he is like, a prince or something. if i had a daughter, i would want her to date him for sure..i wonder if his publicist is now trying to get him to date britney..shit can you imagine how famous he could get then??

February 20, 2007 1:20 PM
No. 2
al says:

this website makes jokes about nicole richie's eating disorder all the time.

i think you're on shaky ground cord because you're trying to be moral, but you run a trashy website, which is really fun but does profit from other people's distresses massively. i think you should lay off the moralising myself, and let readers make their own minds up.

February 20, 2007 1:21 PM
No. 3
Mr. Sniffles says:

i wish i were money. i would LOVE to make a phone call and issue a beat-down.


and they are so gangsta. SERIOUSLY! how is it that no one is kicking their ass?

February 20, 2007 1:21 PM
No. 4
kar says:

I always thought we was rather innocuous. However, this brings his severe douche bag-ness to light. Gross.

Moreover, I remember something about how Nicole Ritchie let Steve-O from Jackass take advantage of her to gain more exposure. She is also falling prey to lame Brody Jenner's exploitation. She is sad and hungry.

February 20, 2007 1:23 PM
No. 5
Cord says:

Al,
I challenge you to find one time, under MY editing tenure, that there is a posting mocking Nicole Richie's weight. You won't be able to.
I'm here to moralize. If you want "unbiased" reports go here: www.nytimes.com. But, even they're kinda biased. Probably better to go here: www.economist.com/
Best,
Cord

February 20, 2007 1:24 PM
No. 6
luvdaisy says:

Cord, I love how you respond to comments, thats very cool. Keep it up.

I for one thought Brody was a cuite but now he can just suck it. and not the good way either.

February 20, 2007 1:35 PM
No. 7
Kitchy says:

I hate how Cord responds to comments. *lol* To me it always smacks of "I know you are, but what am I?"

I have no idea who Brody Jenner is, and I'm very happy about that.

February 20, 2007 1:38 PM
No. 8
chocobunny says:

Brody is a vapid immature jerk with a whiny voice. Completely plastic.... Here's a kid that has had it all.... and what does he aspire to ... med school, peace corps... no dating his way to fame..


I love LC.. she looked like she was in pain when he tried to kiss her...

he's the anti Harry Morton

February 20, 2007 1:42 PM
No. 9
Siege says:

I think the thing that makes Brody Jenner more disgusting than a gossip site is that while gossip sites may take shots at celebrities like Nicole Richie, they're up front about using those celebs to attract attention or make money. It's a business thing, and bloggers do not pretend to be the celebs' friends. Whereas Jenner probably did not present his interest in Nicole to her as being a way for him to get more famous. He probably presented himself as being a caring human being who was interested in her personally. It's unbelievable to me that he actually tells a magazine about this plan as though he is PROUD of himself. I think that is WAAAY more disgusting than any gossip blog (except perhaps Perez, who makes me physically ill.)

Also, keep up the good work, Cord.

February 20, 2007 1:45 PM
No. 10
chocobunny says:

I thought that win a date thing was a cruel joke..

this muppet is famous for being famous and famous for being spoiled...

wow wow whee wow..

brrrrrrrrr douche chills
what I will love is when he gets old and the fame stops and he has a pot belly and hair plugs and he is trying to get into clubs..

February 20, 2007 1:47 PM
No. 11
you're so g-g-g-gangsta! says:

ugh, everybody please stop saying douche and douche-hyphenated things! it's old hat.

i don't even think you can find a douche on a store shelf these days.

February 20, 2007 1:51 PM
No. 12
betty ford says:

If you think Brody is a douche, you should watch the HILLS sometime, not because it's good, but because that lame ass Spencer who is the so-called publicist slash idiot is the BIGGEST scumbag on earth. He dates one of the Hills chicks and blatantly cheats on her, lies to her, totally plays her to get camera time. He is sick and twisted and pretty much makes every scumbag in Hollywood look angelic in comparison. I mean, even Joe Francis has more of a conscience. So, Brody isn't quite as douchetastic next to his friend Spencer.

Oh, and more power to ya Cord. I was a doubter in the beginning but you are proving yourself to be quite fantastic.

XOX

February 20, 2007 1:52 PM
No. 13
Kitchy says:

"I think the thing that makes Brody Jenner more disgusting than a gossip site is that while gossip sites may take shots at celebrities like Nicole Richie, they're up front about using those celebs to attract attention or make money. It's a business thing, and bloggers do not pretend to be the celebs' friends. Whereas Jenner probably did not present his interest in Nicole to her as being a way for him to get more famous. He probably presented himself as being a caring human being who was interested in her personally. It's unbelievable to me that he actually tells a magazine about this plan as though he is PROUD of himself. I think that is WAAAY more disgusting than any gossip blog (except perhaps Perez, who makes me physically ill.)"

I agree.

Perez doesn't run a gossip blog, though, he runs a blog stating how awesome he is at name-dropping.

February 20, 2007 1:52 PM
No. 14
What a LOSER says:

Wow...what a COMPLETE loser. I mean you can tell he's a complete loser on The Hills, but this just PROVES IT. And, that tattoo?! Can we say MORE GAY, please?!? And his hair?!?! FIRE that stylist please. Gawd..those 2 (spencer pratt) and him are the BIGGEST TOOLS AROUND. They need BEAT UP BY REAL MEN.. Because, they are NOT REAL MEN. They are PANSYS.
& I agree w/ the statement that exerting any effort in to dating any of those pigs is just plain sad.
Go cheat on that nasty big toothed bobblehead, spencer, you no upper lip beaver lookin loser.

February 20, 2007 1:58 PM
No. 15
juicyjimmie says:

Dude, his name is fucking Brody. He was destined to be a douchebag from the start. He's following his destiny...

February 20, 2007 2:02 PM
No. 17
rob says:

i can't wait to get home and smoke pot. POT pot pot. I love pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 20, 2007 2:15 PM
No. 18
Kitchy says:

Yeah you can still find douche pretty much everywhere. Any douchebag knows that.

February 20, 2007 2:21 PM
No. 19
you're so g-g-g-gangsta! says:

Ok, hang on to your "douche" like a slow kid to his fat crayons. Just makes your lingo reek of vinegar is all.

February 20, 2007 2:39 PM
No. 20
Danaleri says:

OMG, I actually got the douchy bumps...think I'm gonna barf....maybe Nic had a case of the douchy bumps? At least she got rid of em.

February 20, 2007 2:50 PM
No. 21
Noni says:

Geez, g-g-gangsta, no need to get hostile. I was just making a point.

Kitchy, are you calling me a douchebag, then?

Sorry, Cord, I think you rock but some of your readers are kind of mean. I may have to stay away.

February 20, 2007 2:53 PM
No. 22
Danaleri says:

PS:
Cord,

Why you respond to the likes of Al or others is beyond me. (I wanna thump Al on the forehead) Duh, we want you to have an opinion .....how else could we disagree with it?

February 20, 2007 2:58 PM
No. 23
Kitchy says:

"Kitchy, are you calling me a douchebag, then?"

No, I just wanted to be sure the word "douche" got worked in again.

February 20, 2007 3:02 PM
No. 24
jaxie says:

g-g-gangsta:

Go start shit elswhere, no ones gonna miss you here.

Brody is indeed the douchiest but he learned it all from Spencer Pratt (love the name) who is the biggest douche of all times. He's such a douche he makes Donald Trump look like Richard Simmons.

February 20, 2007 3:02 PM
No. 25
you're so g-g-g-gangsta! says:

Noni,

I wasn't hostile. i'm just cranky, I just slapped an old lady for talking to slow and garbly. Please don't go... I think they need you here.

February 20, 2007 3:03 PM
No. 26
Kitchy says:

g-g-g-gangsta has taught me many new words today. Or at least old words used in new context.

Like lingo for vagina and garbly for... actually, I'm not sure, but it sounded good.

February 20, 2007 3:09 PM
No. 27
Noni says:

Fine, I'll stay. Can I open a new topic of discussion? I'm really not trying to be a jerk here, but this just struck me as kind of funny:

Is the use of "old hat" to describe something as 'out of date' a little bit oxy-moronic?

February 20, 2007 3:09 PM
No. 28
ho ho says:

oh shit!!!

February 20, 2007 3:10 PM
No. 29
Jinxy McDeath says:

You are so correct , his vile behavior can be laid at the feet of that weirdo mother of his. No wonder David Foster hated Groady and his brother so much. I'd love to see Karma dick slap him in the face.

February 20, 2007 3:16 PM
No. 30
kali says:

Ugh. I want to shower after looking at those pics. It's like the Chernobyl of assholes.

As for that Brody motherfucker, I'd like to drop off his "Westside" flashing self in Compton just to see how hard he is then. I don't care for Richie and I've made many jokes at her expense but I would never try to pretend to be her friend. This asshole needs all of his fingers broken with a hammer.

February 20, 2007 3:58 PM
No. 31
mr. sniffles says:

so i posted a link to the article from the magazine on
"The Hills" MTV message board. I started a topic to make sure it was seen.
(I think everyone in the world should know about these two)


well... It has been deleted. interesting.

February 20, 2007 4:08 PM
No. 32
puddin says:

ALthough Brody is a bonafide tool, Spencer is by far the bigger doucebag, proven every Monday night at 10 when The Hills is on. These guys could never make it as anything anywhere else than fake, plastic LA. They'd get their asses beat on the East Coast... by girls. Also, Heidi is an idiot if she thinks there is anything cool about these two and that having Spencer as a boyfriend/manager/publicist/etc isn't the worst idea ever.

February 20, 2007 5:52 PM
No. 33
Thread rater says:

Zero.

...Carry on.

February 20, 2007 8:39 PM
No. 34
thread rater is a douchebag says:

That is all. Carry on.

February 21, 2007 8:39 AM


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