— Wed, Apr 11, 2007 —

Bruce Willis is one of the finest role models in America for this simple fact: he went bald with grace and dignity you won't generally see in an actor. Normally, balding screen stars cling to their thinning locks like children to recess. They'll wear ridiculous wigs and shitty hats, and they'll try to distract your attention from their head with colorful diversions. Fuck all that.

Bruce said, "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker, I'm getting rid of it." That's a manly thing to do.

I'm not saying hair's not an important part of a person's aesthetic, but sometimes it's gotta go. It's like your grandmother.

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Comments


No. 1
Samantha says:

Bruce is sexy

April 11, 2007 1:15 PM
No. 2
Be Adequite! says:

While it sucks that "older" men are totally acceptable to Hollywood, but hottie "older" women are not- I'd still let Bruce do any number of illegal and/or dirty things to me... I'd take him over those pansies Pitt or Timberlake any day.

April 11, 2007 1:19 PM
No. 3
Kitchy says:

Bruce looks better bald, in my opinion. He's still hot, I'd still nail him.

April 11, 2007 1:25 PM
No. 4
stupidsexyflanders says:

bruce is smokin hot..yeah, he is a real man..and I agree with Be Adequite..you can leave pitt to angie and justin to whoever..bruce is all mine (in my dreams of course)

April 11, 2007 1:28 PM
No. 5
arieschic says:

yes I agree with you all. I would rather have Bruce than that assclown, Ashton any day.

April 11, 2007 1:29 PM
No. 6
BabyYaYa says:

Somebody doesn't like Jeremy Piven...

April 11, 2007 1:34 PM
No. 7
Kitchy says:

I'd still do Brad Pitt eight ways to Sunday, but I don't find Timberlake and Kutcher even remotely attractive.

I used to think I liked Jeremy Piven, but not in a sexy way. Recently I'm finding that he appears to be an arrogant and self-centered jackass.

April 11, 2007 1:37 PM
No. 8
Helen Skor says:

Bald is beautiful. And Bruce is one beautiful man.

April 11, 2007 1:43 PM
No. 9
Mr. Enemabag Jones says:

Obviously you don't remember the ridiculous hair plugs Mr. Willis had implanted in the late eighties, just after the first, "Die Hard." It's only recently that he, "...went bald with grace and dignity..." Before that? Total freak out complete with hysterical screaming, uncontrollable crying and shouts of, "Why me?" through phlegm covered lips.

April 11, 2007 1:48 PM
No. 10
MissV says:

For the record, Bruce has worn his fair share of bad toupees and stupid hats over the years. But, yes, he is far sexier and cooler than Jeremy Piven....even if he *did* make out with Courtney Love.

April 11, 2007 1:57 PM
No. 11
Krista says:

The thing about Bruce is he's blessed with a nicely shaped head and manly features. You have to feel a little sorry for the men who aren't, and so can't quite pull off the fully-bald look.
And also, Jeremy Piven sucks.

April 11, 2007 2:24 PM
No. 12
Be Adequite! says:

Methinks Mr. Enemabag is going bald himself??? Embrace the badness and the baldness.

Krista good point about a perfectly-shaped noggin...that is crucial.

April 11, 2007 3:22 PM
No. 13
Timothy says:

Wasn't it Bruce willis Conviced Halle Berry to shave her Head look at him.

April 11, 2007 5:35 PM


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