— Wed, Jan 17, 2007 —

The results of the recent Harris Poll taken to garner the US's favorite movie star has proven that Americans have room in their hearts for both humble black people and virulent bigots.
Knocking Tom Hanks down a peg to second and topping this year's list for God-knows-what reason was Denzel Washington, despite the fact that his last movie was a mix of Minority Report, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, City of Angels and schlock. Here's some dialogue:

Doug Carlin (Denzel Washington): What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you?

Claire Kuchever (Love Interest): I'd try.

Breaking in at number five was America's other fave (non-threatening) black actor, Will Smith. The kicker is that Mel "Jews are responsible for all the wars" Gibson tied with Johnny Depp for seventh, beating out Harrison Ford and George Clooney. WHAAAAAAT THE EFFFFF?! Thank goodness Mengele didn't work much this year. I heard he's a real diva on the set.


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No. 1
barb says:

Because he was so awesome in Training Day, I'm ok with Denzel, but Gibson and Smith...blech! I didn't like Gibson before I knew he was an idiot. Johnny should be at least number 2.

January 17, 2007 1:23 PM
No. 2
Karris says:

I MISS MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 17, 2007 2:19 PM
No. 3
kat says:

Karris, I miss Molly, also! But what are we to do--Popsugar really SUCKS! No wonder they call it "sugar"--it is all SUGAR-coated gossip. TOo sweet for my taste!

January 17, 2007 2:54 PM
No. 4
barb says:

Molls is barely recognizable over there. Its tough being the new guy...and its also possible that this guy is not dead inside like most of us and, therefore, has feelings...so I'm gonna be nice and give him a chance...I think...

January 17, 2007 3:12 PM
No. 5
mel says:

i saw that new Denzel movie. that was the most laughable line in the whole movie.

January 17, 2007 6:51 PM
No. 6
Bystander says:

When I think of mel Gibson, I think of Sugar Tits.

January 17, 2007 9:44 PM
No. 7
LouLou says:

Molly, you disappoint me. What's up with the title of this post?? And comparing the statement of a drunken, Mel Gibson (but still very talented and very charming when sober...) to Menghele is pushing it a bit too hard, honey...

January 18, 2007 8:38 AM
No. 8
jana says:

I was attracted to this site because of Molly, but honestly, you're funnier, dude :)

January 18, 2007 9:56 AM

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