— Mon, Aug 14, 2006 —

Please forgive the heinous quality of these photos, but I find this celebrity pairing too upsetting to ignore. Donald Faison, the lovable star of Scrubs, is together with Cacee Cobb, the most loathsome aspect of Newleyweds: Nick and Jessica (which is saying a lot considering the other folks on that show).

So either she's bearable or he's not nearly as cool as he comes off. And I think it's gotta be the latter, because there's no way she's tolerable. Blech. I thought better of you, Donald. This makes me rethink that Braff character, too, cause I hear he's jonesing for Jessica Simpson. When I find unblurry photos of this unholy alliance, I will be sure to post them here.


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I think I made the mistake of confusing him with the cool, funny character that he played on TV. Obviously he is neither cool nor funny in real life, or he would not be with someone that annoying. How sad. I wish TV was real life, so I could find Dr. McDreamy and live happily ever after....

said: Awesomeness on August 14, 2006 7:21 PM

I thought that CaCee had gone back to Texas for a long while.

said: Joe S. on August 14, 2006 11:44 PM

So, from my inside sources: Donald Faison is just really bored.

said: Marley on August 15, 2006 12:00 PM

Ya know, somewhere deep in my subconsious, I think I truley believed he was devotedly married to Carla Espenoza...ah, how the truth can hurt. Especially when the truth's voice is so GRATINGLY annoying.

said: Rachel on August 15, 2006 6:10 PM

wow now that jessica is single she gets a bf thats funny ah well i am happy fr her!

said: sophie on August 15, 2006 11:50 PM

...I had a thought...but it escaped me as i made a vain attempt at rationalizing this horrendous affair. I was GOING to say that maybe he's using Cacee to get to Jessica, but that grossed me out too. Oh well, must be drugs. I mean, it would even be tolerable if she was HOT but she's not. This looks like something that originated in highschool.

said: Nakia on August 18, 2006 1:25 PM

isnt he married?

said: kae on August 18, 2006 5:04 PM

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