— Wed, Feb 7, 2007 —

Have you or a friend ever fucked with a younger brother and, when he asks for "a lot" of ketchup, you just cover his plate with so much of the stuff that the burger is ruined? And when he goes, "What the hell is this?," you're supposed to go, "You asked for 'a lot.'" Oldest trick in the book, right?

Well, I'm feeling like the burned little brother right now as I look at the pics from the Heatherette show last night. After I run off at the mouth saying, "Fashion should be playful," these guys made a mile out of an inch and proceeded to bash me over the head with so-playful-they're-useless sequined codpieces and dog aprons, all inspired by The Wizard of Oz.

Damn you, Heatherette! I meant playful-whimsical, not playful-assless-Tinman-jumpsuit. I know you knew what I meant!

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No. 1
Ugh says:

These are bad college Halloween party costumes at best... Heatherette should lose his/her license to sew.

February 7, 2007 1:41 PM
No. 2
The Worst says:

The worst part is, there is a desperate need for interesting, wearable fashions for men.

I dream of a day when fashion designers finally take mens' clothing seriously.

February 7, 2007 1:47 PM
No. 3
GinnyPooh says:

Hmmm Cord.. I am seeing some kind of pattern in your last couple of posts hehe. Normally I would say "Thank You" for such posts.. but the context of both are not so appealing! (droopy balls w/ sports socks + badly dressed himbos).

February 7, 2007 2:50 PM
No. 4
maria says:

Yea Cord WTF?! Are you trying to get me fired today? Just kidding, who cares? I am sure my ultra conservative boss can appreciate a low slinging sac and some bare buns just like the rest of us.

February 7, 2007 3:45 PM
No. 5
Oh, shit... says:

Let me get the fuck up out of here, I clicked on the wrong damn thread...

February 7, 2007 5:01 PM
No. 6
Oh, shit... says:

Let me get the fuck up out of here, I clicked on the wrong damn thread...

February 7, 2007 5:02 PM
No. 7
Shasta says:

They could have at least gotten a model with a better ass.

February 7, 2007 5:49 PM
No. 8
vikingwench says:

And to think, someone out there is serious about this shit. And has spent money on it. What a waste.

February 7, 2007 11:58 PM
No. 9
Carmen says:

Come on, can't you all see the utility of this outfit? Lazy men no longer have to take their pants off to take a dump. Genius!

February 8, 2007 10:52 PM
No. 10
SkinTight says:

Heatherette was high when these items were designed. I'm sure the TinMan was supposed to be crotchless too, but the 'pushing the envelope thing' had to stop some 'wear' or is this fashion for the 'Bottom' who has everything.

February 9, 2007 10:53 AM

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