— Mon, Mar 19, 2007 —

Wow, Fergie, is this really the decision you made regarding your largest organ? You look like a fucking Bratz doll.

The domino/dice nails are a good choice, though. They let people know that you're a plaything all the way down to the tips of your fingers, and that even allowing you to touch them is a gamble.


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No. 1
hannah says:

that last picture of her is possibly the scariest thing in the universe (what's with you and scary pictures today??)

March 19, 2007 11:59 AM
No. 2
trini says:

Honestly...I see what she's trying to do here, in terms of her style. She always dresses like a West Coast hoochie... and you know it works on some people, like Gwen in her glamorous video and such. Fergie just doesn't get that it doesn't work on her, she needs to give it up and hire a stylist. And when is fake tanning gonna go outta style...cuz it really needs to go. Some of you white girls look like damn fools, like foolish pumpkins. Stop!!!

March 19, 2007 12:23 PM
No. 3
Krista says:

Oh, Fergie...


March 19, 2007 12:26 PM
No. 4
Mina says:

Good call, Cord. That's exactly what she looks like: a Bratz doll.

March 19, 2007 12:27 PM
No. 5
Kitchy says:

She's never attractive, but that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

March 19, 2007 12:34 PM
No. 6
Be Adequite! says:

When did Wet N Wild start selling lipstick?

March 19, 2007 12:49 PM
No. 7
the bledicone says:

She has the same face as uncle rumple from the horror film rumplestiltskin...

March 19, 2007 1:03 PM
No. 8
sandie says:

why would she need a fake tan? she was just on a vacation in the sun. it looks more like she got too much real sun, which made her face puffy and then she added a really bad make-up job.

March 19, 2007 1:21 PM
No. 9
Courtney says:

I never noticed it before, but there is a huge Kirstie Alley resemblence. Not a "Huge Kirstie Alley" resemblence, but her face, yeah she's an uglier, orange-er Kirstie Alley. Strange.

March 19, 2007 2:17 PM
No. 10
Sorceressss says:

Holy hell, what is going on with her face? It's so puffy! She looks worse with every passing day....

March 19, 2007 2:19 PM
No. 11
casey says:

What an excellent headline. She looks ridiculous.

March 19, 2007 4:50 PM

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