— Tue, Jan 9, 2007 —

Today in Hollywood, Freedom Writer Hilary Swank got a star on the Walk of Fame. Don't worry, she definitely cried and reminded everyone that she used to be poor:

"I remember my mom using a roll of quarters to call agents from a pay phone and telling agents they should sign me," said the emotional 32-year-old during the dedication ceremony.

In case you don't know, a star on the Walk of Fame is a huge honor granted only to real heavyweights who have made significant contributions to the betterment of the "industry." Seriously, once on the walk of fame, literally millions of people will walk past, spit on and occasionally glance at a celebrity's name for years to come.

Along with good vibes, Swank also got a cool plaque to commemorate the day. When asked where she should hang the plaque, Chade Lowe said, "How about next to her two Oscars and her fucking high horse?," before chugging whiskey straight from the bottle.


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No. 1
Emily Jan says:

Molly, you're genius. "'How about next to her two Oscars and her fucking high horse?" I saw Chad Lowe in baggage claim at LAX a few months ago, and he was definitely thinking that.

January 9, 2007 7:21 PM
No. 2
Loob says:

It's disappointing to know that those stars don't really mean anything. (I used to think they were an award/honour, but you just buy yourself one. Hence Ryan Seacrest's.)
However, I love Hilary Swank!
When are they bringing Camp Wilder out on dvd? :D

January 9, 2007 7:56 PM
No. 3
Celebrity girl says:

Hilary Swank has a reason to count her lucky stars,she did grow up in a trailer park.Good for her!!!

January 9, 2007 9:29 PM
No. 4
Lale says:

Poor Chad. I wonder if he's considering calling up Corky and hanging out now?

And yes, good for Hilary. She has come a long way since her days as an unwed whore mother who seduced Steve Sanderson to tap into his riches. A fine actress, indeed.

January 9, 2007 10:40 PM
No. 5
Paisley says:

Hilary Swank deserves that star and award. She's a true talent and I admire her. I'm sick of no talent drunken pantiless bitches getting all the publicity. Yay for Hilary!

January 10, 2007 1:02 AM
No. 6
bluemoo says:

How about next to her two Oscars and her fucking high horse?....priceless

January 10, 2007 1:19 AM

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