— Wed, May 31, 2006 —

Jessica Simpson is beginning to show some serious signs of paranoia. I mean, I know it sucks that her best friend/ex-manager Cacee Cobb is kinda sort of sleeping with her ex-husband, Nick Lachey.

And maybe her ugly ducking little sister, Ashlee has been making frequent and successful visits to a certain type of doctor.

And rumor has it her movie role as Daisy Duke is being taken over by reality television faux-starlet, Kristin Cavalleri.

Oh, and she recently entered a store and was told that "Team Nick" shirts outsold "Team Jessica" ones 40 to 1.

But is that any reason to think that everyone is out to get you? Fine, I guess so. Combine the voices in Jessica's head with her sub-Mensa IQ and we got a recipe for disaster. The Insider has a great story from last week's GQ Celebrity Poker Event:

When the world's most famous single blond bombshell hit GQ's ultra-private celebrity poker tournament last week in Los Angeles, I'm told she became quite suspicious of [Anne] Heche. At one point Simpson was overheard asking event staffers to give Heche the boot because she was convinced that Heche was a tabloid reporter looking for dirt, a source tells me. Even though the staffer promised Simpson that the woman she believed to be no good was "Anne Heche, the actress," Daisy Duke protested. My source says this went on for about five minutes. Simpson finally gave in when Heche walked by her and Simpson was able to get a better look at her.

To be fair, Anne Heche is looking pretty wily and suspicious in that picture. You never can be too careful. Or too dumb, in Jessica's case.

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Oh I hate people scrounging around looking for dirt on me. I am so team Jessica.

said: marge ingersol on June 4, 2006 03:38 PM

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