Dane Cook probably calls Jessica Simpson "Special J" (as he revealed on TRL the other day) because:
a) Her name begins with a J and he thinks she's special. Also, it's almost the name of a drug and drug references are always cool.
b) She is an out-of-body experience that sometimes involves hallucinations and usually lasts under an hour.
Either way, according to Page Six, the other night he was looking to score some more of his favorite vice:
JESSICA Simpson renewed her love affair with her "Employee of the Month" co-star Dane Cook Wednesday night at the film's premiere party at Tenjune. (See Kyle Smith's review, Page 42.) Spies said they curled up in a booth and spent the evening "whispering into each other's ears. Dane couldn't keep his eyes off her and kept coming back to her every time he was pulled away." They finally left with Simpson's hairdresser Ken Paves.
Sounds like someone spent his evening stuck in a "J Hole."
If he means special in a mouth breathing sort of way then I'd have to agree.
I bet Joe wasn't far behind!
In the words of the IMMORTAL church lady, AW! ISN'T THAT SPECIAL!?!!?
Awwwww!!! Papa Simpson drives around with a bumper sticker that says "God is my co-pilot" while his daughters boink everything that moves. Isn't that special?!?!?!
UUuhh, Ooh, Ooh, shit, Shit, SHIT!!! GOOD LORD, FUCK ME, FUCK ME DADDY, FUCK ME BIG DADDY CHRISTOPHER!!!!!! Hear that Bush Hater, that was your Momma, putting out. Good ass and tits for an old woman, but she needs to trim up if you know what I mean.
For those of you who don't know, I am the real Bush Hater. Christopher Longaway has taken my name (as you will see in other threads as well) for his own immature amusement. Although anyone can tell when he is fraudulently using my name from the consistent misspelling, endless typo's and incorrect form of a sentence, these errors have become a Christopher hallmark now (see Christopher, you couldn't hide from your stupidity even when you try your hardest). So I don't know who he thinks he is fooling when he does this... He is just a racist, sad, MIND NUMBINGLY DUMB little lonely boy with no friends and a little penis. Kind of sad really.
I forgot to mention the whole reason Christopher Longaway started all his bipolar madness. In another thread he got mouthy with me and his ass was rightfully put in its place, Christopher is having a difficult time recovering from this therefor his 20 year old ego is suffering tremendously from it. Part of me feels bad for rattling his little pea brain like this, but when I think of what a complete moron (as Christopher clearly demonstrated he is) and a waste of precious oxygen, those feelings I had... all fade away!
Bush Hater, you are begining to bore the shit out of me. If you can't take the heat, then don't put your head in the oven. I can't help That I have a big beautiful black dick. It is just something you are going to have to live with. The truth is you used my name, and I do not have to vendicate my actions to anyone. People do not even give a shit about this site. So no one is going to read your silly antics about Paris, THAT IS WHAT DOSEN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. A 52 YEAR OLD WHITE WOMAN WHO CAN'T GET A MAN SITS IN THE ATTIC PICKING ON 20 SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMAN ON THE INTERNET WHO WILL NEVER READ YOUR POSTS.
Oh quite the contrary Christopher. You know how one can see your guilty of impostor posting? Every chance you get, you bring it up that you're the innocent party in your new post's thinking it cleanses you of any wrong doing because you mentioned it, when in fact it implicates you even more. If you noticed, I have set the record straight one time about your childish behavior, to let people here at MOLLYGOOD know what type of child you're and what you're capable of. ONE TIME! That's because when a person is telling the truth he or she doesn't feel the need to remind people. And let me ask you this? Don't you think it's kind of peculiar that all this impostor posting started happening after you started all this crap with me and FrenchToastStix? and ONLY after you made an ass of yourself? I think the people here at MOLLYGOOD can put two and two together and know exactly who is full of shit. And that would be you my friend. Sorry you loose again Christopher!
I will also have you know, I am 23!...three years older than you. You want to know the pathetic part about the way you think? You equate someone having intelligence and an education as being old. How sad for you!
Actually, I am not an Imposter. Had you used your real name, or E-Mail address I would have been an imposter. I just happened to use your same Surname by chance. It was the first name that came to mind. Why in the hell do you keep mentioning frenchtoaststix? You think he is your Knight in shinning armor come to save the day? I don't care if you really are 23, you write like a 52 year old. How sad someone so young has no life...get one!
Christopher you want to know what I think is sad? That you're so young and think you don't deserve a proper education. That is sad!!
It took my ass all night to unfuck what you fucked MOLLY. I understand Bush Hater is refering to me as B.D. This is not the first time I have heard this before. Women usually holler out B.D. when I pull my pants down. ( By the way, B.D. stands for Big Dick! )
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