— Wed, Dec 27, 2006 —

If there's one starlet who I actually kind of feel sorry for these days, it's gotta be Jessica Simpson. It's been one helluva a year full of failed romance and failed career ventures. Hell, she even ended up failing at being the hotter Simpson sister, like by a long shot, and I thought she had that one in the bag for life. So here's to kicking Papa Joe's ass to the curb, perhaps rethinking the fashion/hair strategy, and having a better 2007. Because I'd really like to go back to being able to make fun of her without feeling guilty.

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No. 1
c says:

girl seriously needs to fire ken paves. she has the same haircut as her dog!

December 27, 2006 1:53 PM
No. 2
WTF says:

Don't bother feeling sorry for this bitch. She picked Pimp Daddy over Nick and now she has to live (miserably) with her decision.

December 27, 2006 2:15 PM
No. 3
mimo says:

She sucks at hair and shoes these days, which is sad because she has nice hair but I get the feeling Paves thinks it's funny to make her look like crap, it's like an inside joke between the two or something.

December 27, 2006 2:22 PM
No. 4
muybonita says:

LOL c!! That was my first thought! She looks like her freakin' maltipoo with that hair! Thanks, that was a good laugh!

December 27, 2006 3:05 PM
No. 5
Ava says:

Yeah, she needs new strategies alright, one: she needs a nosejob! Two: she needs to fire Ken Paves, three: she needs to grow the hell up, and take people's advice, because her own advice isn't working . She strikes me as stubborn and foolish! That's why Carrie Underwood has the man her dad was trying to set her up with, she isn't pretty enough to keep any man. She couldn't keep Nick with his roving eye, she needs to swallow her stupid, foolish pride and fix that big nose of hers.

December 27, 2006 4:46 PM
No. 6
Celebrity girl says:

Joe Simpson is slowly flushing his daughters careers down the toilet.They both need a new manager to boost their career.

December 27, 2006 6:38 PM
No. 7
elle says:

sad, she looks much older in these pictures than you would expect her to, she's only 26 right?! Girl looks about 35.

December 27, 2006 8:12 PM
No. 8
Miss Perfect says:

Ava, you must be Miss Perfect if you think Jessica needs a nose job. She still has a pretty face despite the fact that her style is suffering these days.

December 27, 2006 8:35 PM
No. 9
Drama Queen says:

I'm curious about why she had a complete melt-down during that Dolly tribute... She really needs to break away from that salacious perv of a father, the sooner, the better!

December 27, 2006 10:12 PM
No. 10
killerbunny says:

Remember when she was stupid and it wasn't totally annoying? Yeah, well, that boat has sailed. She is now replaced by a chubbier, less attractive Jessica that is known now only as Nick Lachey's ex. Who would have thought?

She's also playing into that stereotype that pets resemble thier owner's. She's totally sporting Daisy's current do.

December 28, 2006 6:23 AM

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