— Wed, Apr 18, 2007 —

This high-waisted pants resurgence is gaining momentum, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. They can look alright on hip beanpoles. But if you've got an ample bosom like Jessica Simpson, lifting the waistline on your pants even closer to your boobs makes your torso look like the dwarf's fromTwin Peaks. It also places your nipples dangerously close to your zipper.

Not to mention, if you've got no ass to accompany your boobs, your silhouette ends up looking like a capital p (P), and P is for "pthhhh" (fart noise).


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No. 1
Be Adequite! says:

Ugh someone kill this trend before I have to see every tweeny bopper wearing these diapers. Bleeeech.

April 18, 2007 2:04 PM
No. 2
mariootsa says:

Ok. this needs to be said. I'm a girl, and someone out there has to explain to me how someone out there with the same body parts as me can walk around with seams ramming up their bits when I KNOW HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THAT IS. Is there something I don't have that makes it uncomfortable/painful for me?

April 18, 2007 2:18 PM
No. 3
Katie says:

I agree, she looks bad. Only really skinny people can pull of the highwaisted pants. She looks like a grandma with her boobs sagging down to her belly button

April 18, 2007 2:18 PM
No. 4
Kitchy says:

I don't even think really skinny people can pull off a waist that high. That's like Ed Grimley high.

April 18, 2007 2:21 PM
No. 5
Be Adequite! says:

Mariootsa, I totally get what you're saying. And no you're not missing any parts.

And if you're super skinny enough to pull this look off, just take the plunge and do the skinny jean look...this is just way too 70s for me.

April 18, 2007 2:30 PM
No. 6
whatev says:

Kitchy, Well I must say-Great Ed Grimley reference!

I agree that this trend must go away. Look how huge her ass looks. That's not good. These are way to "mom jeansy" for me. Ick.

April 18, 2007 2:35 PM
No. 7
ronnie says:

Chiming in with disgust.

What an unflattering look. Jeepers, creepers.

April 18, 2007 2:36 PM
No. 8
Lale says:

Did she and John break up? She's been sort of flying under the radar, and now it's tacky outfits one day, and boobs and areola hanging out another... looks like someone needs attention. I'm guessing her hair's the next to make a fashion "statement."

April 18, 2007 3:10 PM
No. 9
celia says:

didn't she look in the mirror before sehe left the house? she looks absurdly stumpy. just bec something is a trend doesn't mean it's gonna work on you.

April 18, 2007 3:50 PM
No. 10
kat says:

Fashion trend or no, it is not a flattering look--on anyone! Except for Ed Grimley!

April 18, 2007 3:53 PM
No. 11
Sam says:

You make a good point - she is getting back to her attention whore ways, lately. If that's the case, I can't say I'm completely disappointed. I missed frolicking in all the J-Twit haterade.

Also, she's NEVER been able to dress appropriately. And it has nothing to do with having curves. I have similar curves and I can dress way more appropriately than THIS. It has more to do with IQ, I think. Fashion and otherwise.

April 18, 2007 4:01 PM
No. 12
bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Is it just me, or do those pants make her look like her butt is on the front of her body? The pockets certainly do not help. And once again we see Chestica wearing clothes that are too small for her and thus the constant tugging and pulling at everything, as usual! They even capture that on stills. That's just pathetic!

April 18, 2007 4:10 PM
No. 13
bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Oh God! I just looked at a close up of the rear view. Is it possible that the idiot has them on backwards? They certainly would look better the other way round with the belt in the front.

April 18, 2007 4:13 PM
No. 14
Cait says:

No one can carry off high-waisted jeans. NO ONE.

::involuntary shudder::

April 18, 2007 5:13 PM
No. 15
Kqte says:

LOL - love the post, Cord!
Sassiness at its finest!

April 18, 2007 8:07 PM
No. 16
Karen says:

What an unflattering look for her! Did you see her Daddy in behind her in the one picture? Her high waist pants probably make him hot for her...he disgusts ME!

April 19, 2007 12:36 AM
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April 19, 2007 10:37 AM
No. 18
Pha-Q-Jessica says:

Come and nock on our door
We've been waiting for you
We've a lovable space that needs your face
Three's Company, too.

Holy Hell in a handbasket. This doesn't look good on anyone. And neither do skinny jeans! I think these rich star are truly living in their own world with too many options. After awhile, the ridiculous becomes doable. Oh John Mayer, who are you? Why doesn't this girl make you vomit? Good musicians are supposed to be smart, evovled, cool and hip. She is none of those things. Sigh.

April 19, 2007 11:25 AM
No. 19
pretty rick says:

three words: bootylicious & camel toe.

April 21, 2007 3:17 AM

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