DJ: So, Jessica, what's the name of your new album?
Jessica: Uhhhhh [searching], A Pubic Affair? Public, I mean Public. Man those words look the same. StupidstupidJessica. Oohhhh, my dad's gonna be sooooo mad at mee...
Oh, Jess. It's a good thing her mother assured us her IQ is so high, because otherwise we might mistake her for unintelligent.
Between her IQ and K-Fed's GRE scores, why haven't they earned their Nobel Prizes yet?
I'm thinking Group Award for General Excellence in the Field of Intelligence Obscuration
said: chunkstyle on August 25, 2006 9:48 AM
Girls gettin some wrinkles around her eyes.
said: Rebecca on August 25, 2006 10:22 AM
She looks horrible! OMG she looks totally different "dolled up"!
said: Me on August 25, 2006 11:02 AM
GO AWAY JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!
said: Heather on August 25, 2006 12:58 PM
Looks like she applied her make-up with a putty knife, and left out the lips! Looks Gross, goes to show you what sin makes a once innocent little virgin turn into. A worn-out looking HO!
said: KIM on August 25, 2006 1:36 PM
She doesn't look like a worn out whore, she is promoting her album throughout the U.S. ! Nick isn't no better than she is, they both did wrong in that marriage, they are both to blame, personally she did the right thing by ending that worthless marriage, and stop hating, so many jealous haters on this blog, get a life, sheesh!!!
said: giggles on August 25, 2006 3:17 PM
She looks a wee bit chunky.
said: Crees_dahl on August 25, 2006 4:14 PM
sure...lots of people have preapproved questions for interviews.
said: NoFan on August 25, 2006 4:17 PM
good thinking she's pretty...that's all she got going for her, glad nick found someone that can actually read and isn't a ditz
said: ha on August 25, 2006 5:23 PM
wow, she really brings her a-game to these promotional interviews doesn't she?
said: Sam on August 25, 2006 7:12 PM
lol well we all already know she doesn't earn her paycheck on her brilliance!
said: nat on August 27, 2006 12:06 AM
shes not looking too cute, sorta heavier in this pic. Anyways, I thought she said she would never do another reality show? This girl just lies and lies.
said: Itsel on August 27, 2006 6:05 AM
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