— Tue, Jan 2, 2007 —

I was hoping that some juicier pictures of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer making out would surface today, but to no avail. Lord knows whether these two are any sort of "official couple," but they're certainly not strangers. Hell, he even agreed to go shopping with Jessica over the weekend. I can't imagine the pain that must be shopping with J-Simp, so you better believe he's getting some. The NY Daily News reports:

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson rang in '07 "full-on making out" at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera. It was the first public acknowledgment of a relationship they have been denying since August. (The mystery source on that first story, by the way, was a deliveryman who saw Mayer in his boxer shorts at Simpson's home, and sold it to the tabs.)

"He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn't subtle," says a spy at the Heineken-sponsored bash. The couple dined earlier in the evening at Country, after shopping at Barneys during the day.

A source tells us they are staying together at The Mercer hotel in SoHo.

An insider says: "John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn't really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says 'Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'"

By the way, John, you might want to have a word with your posse: That party guest your friend asked about buying drugs was a Daily News reporter.

Clearly the best part of this story is Mayer's friend asking a stranger at a party for drugs, but there's no way of knowing who that was. I also like, however, that John gave Jess the framed Us Weekly for Christmas. You know that Jessica acted like she thought that was funny/cute/sweet but went home and cried her eyes out. She is quite fragile these days.

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No. 1
Shannon says:

Win most annoying couple?MMMMMM maybe most annoying people after all no one knows if those two are a couple or not.I got to say divorce hasn't worked well in Jess's favour she's looking worst and worst everyday.

January 2, 2007 7:37 PM
No. 2
kat says:

She looks downright FRUMPY trailing after John...I hope that he makes her sign a NO PAPA JOE contract at the START of their "relationship"!

January 2, 2007 8:11 PM
No. 3
Drama Queen says:

I love that Papa Joe is totally P.O.'d at this. The slime ball.

January 2, 2007 9:44 PM
No. 4
b says:

is it just me or are they both really desperate for a relationship?

January 2, 2007 10:57 PM
No. 5
Jess says:

Molly, the friend was DJ Qualls. It's on TMZ and X17's respective websites

January 2, 2007 10:59 PM
No. 6
Leslie says:

I just want her to be happy again! I think he is great but being all secrets is lame... like he is ashamed of her... that whole public denouncing of their relationship earlier this year was not ok....

January 3, 2007 9:41 AM
No. 7
anna says:

Jessica is not attracted to this guy, she is just using him to get over Nick! She is upset over seeing him so happy with Vanessa. What a big step down for Jessica, regardless of how well this guy sings! He is so ugly and dumpy!

January 3, 2007 10:12 AM
No. 8
Erika says:

WHY did Nick have to MARRY her to sleep with her and now she is spending the night with
John Mayer, unmarried and a "Christian" girl with a Minister Manager/Pimp father-BLECH! Nick got the raw deal on that one-he was prolly forced into it so Chestica could play house.

January 3, 2007 10:28 AM
No. 9
Fire Light says:

Is that the dude from Best Week Ever that Jessica is hugged up with? He was just on the Today Show on NBC and Matt asked who he wanted to see more of in 2007 and he said Jessica Simpson. I guess he scored some brownie points with her by saying that. And I bet the episode of the show he's gonna be talking shit about her, lol.

January 3, 2007 12:31 PM
No. 10
ravn says:

I wish them the best if they are a couple. I dont get how people feel the need to rip them apart. I guess it is because of your own insecurities and fugliness.
Jess & John are hot together. Hope they are a couple.

January 3, 2007 12:40 PM
No. 11
Cynthia says:

I am not a fan of Jessica Simpson anymore, but I am happy that she brought in the New Year with John. I rather it be with him than with her fake friends, like that faggot hairdresser of hers that have her hair looking like crap, her stylist that dresses her like a grandma, and her makeup artist that makes her look like her dad! I hope they are together too.I hope John make her fix her big nose!

January 3, 2007 12:46 PM
No. 12
Giselle says:

Who the fuck cares ?!?!?!!!

January 3, 2007 2:51 PM
No. 13
PRhea says:

He is a way better catch than Nick L. Its the difference between a man and a boy...

January 3, 2007 5:39 PM

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