— Tue, Mar 6, 2007 —

Chris Klein, whose clock is at about 14:56, has suffered a new swift kick to the ego. In the press release for the 2007 Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race Klein is slated to participate in, his credits are listed as follows:

Katie Holmes' ex-boyfriend, actor, starred as "Oz" in "American Pie" films

And there we have it: public castration.

Chris, fire your fucking publicist for the oversight of allowing you to be credited as "Katie Holmes' ex-boyfriend" at all, let alone before "Oz." If this wasn't a mistake, and you're consenting to have people bill you as such, fire yourself from life; because you've officially given up on your own potential, and there's nothing sadder than that.

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Comments


No. 1
maybe says:

Maybe he thought it would be kinda funny. I laughed.

He was great in "Election". That was him, wasn't it?

March 6, 2007 5:07 PM
No. 2
Kitchy says:

It should really say "Suri Cruise's biological father, actor, starred as Dusty in "Just Friends.""

March 6, 2007 5:10 PM
No. 3
Marie says:

@maybe - yes, that was him.

Suri Cruise's biological father... and Keanu Reeve's long-lost brother?

March 6, 2007 5:21 PM
No. 4
Used to Love Her says:

OHHH Don't you dare bring KEANU into this! Don't get his name ANYWHERE NEAR HIM!! LOL

That is sad. He should crawl in a hole. Or demand a paternity test.

March 6, 2007 5:27 PM
No. 5
Marie says:

Haha, sorry, it must just be that picture that made me think of Keanu. I take it back! :)

March 6, 2007 5:28 PM
No. 6
Kitchy says:

He does have a trace of the Ted Theodore Logan look to him.

March 6, 2007 5:29 PM
No. 7
Dexter Street Lefty says:

Am I really supposed to believe that Klein still has a publicist?

The rental tux and the Blues Brother tie ain't helpin' either.

March 6, 2007 6:36 PM
No. 8
kat says:

Poor guy...I hope that SOMEDAY he can CRAWL out of the shadow of being known as Katie Holmes' EX-boyfriend! EWWWWW!

March 6, 2007 7:06 PM
No. 9
Red Ginger says:

As a observer of American celebrities, you may one day soon be saying he came off better than Katie Holmes. Just like how people are saying K-Fed looks better than Brittney Spears.

March 7, 2007 7:09 AM
No. 10
Aubrey says:

He's a douche. In an interview with Elle he is quoted as saying that he's an alpha heterosexual who only dates 8's or 10's

March 7, 2007 12:55 PM
No. 11
Aubrey says:

He's a douche. In an interview with Elle he is quoted as saying that he's an alpha heterosexual who only dates 8's or 10's

March 7, 2007 12:56 PM
No. 12
Rowen says:

Wasn't there a time when he was good looking? Now he just looks like he's slowly morphing into Christopher Walken.

March 7, 2007 10:27 PM


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