— Tue, Oct 17, 2006 —

After seeing these pictures of Katie Holmes entering a movie studio yesterday (I know, I know, the SUV looks like a hearse. Mmm, dead eyes), I went on a little butt hunting quest (just another day at the office).

Are these picures a control top pantyhose situation or does girlfriend just have no junk anywhere near her trunk?

First off, her backside is far less photographed than her frontside. (Here's a full list of bra shots and even some topless ones. Now that I think about it, for having such an unmemorable career in film, she's been shirtless A LOT. Watch out, I'm already screwed, but you know who will hunt you down for clicking that link.)

Take a look at these, the best I could find. Looks like not much has changed over the years (can't blame Tom for this one). Other than her general loss of youthful spirit.


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No. 1
Christopher Longaway says:

Molly, I don't mean to spot your mistakes but that last sentence on the third column in parentheses didn't make any sense. When you said, "you know who hunt you down", Did you actually mean; "You know who WILL hunt you down"?
Also I would like to point out that I was wrong about your site, it really is a BANGING site as they say. Much better than sugarpop, I was minding my own damn business and then some kids reported me, despite the fact that I spoke to no one, and used no vulgar langauge! Oh well, I said all I wanted to. I like your site because it lets everyone excercise they're first amendment rights. Keep up the good work!

October 17, 2006 3:26 PM
No. 2
Molly says:

No, it's helpful. I try my hardest not to make stupid mistakes, but they certainly get through.

Feedback is always welcome.

October 17, 2006 3:37 PM
No. 3
kat says:

Thank you, Molly, for the ol' photos of Katie. It just proves the fact that Katie HAS sold (and lost) her soul. TOO BAD! :(

October 17, 2006 5:59 PM
No. 4
jane says:

Christopher, I'm very amused that you commented on Molly's mistake in the third paragraph, yet you then went on to use the improper form of their?!?! ("they're first amendment..." ) Good times..

October 17, 2006 10:08 PM
No. 5
Christopher Longaway says:

Jane, ( sigh ) I really shouldn't waste my time replying to you, besides, I have more pressing matters to deal with on my own website. I am very aware of which form of "They're" I was writing. "Their" is refering to a groups property. And "they're" is refering to a group of people. I was refering to a group of people, you all. And your first amendment rights. To be fair, I know "Their" would have been the better choice of the two. It is sad really, I think your jealous because Molly has responded to me twice. Don't hate, appreciate. Molly likes me, and I her. Not a romantic thing, I am like that guy who criticized Cashes Clay.( you know, the boxer? I will give you a clue, his last name is Ali. ) I think the guys name was Coursel, yeah I am like that. I am Molly's biggest critic. I hated this site at first, because Molly poked fun at my favorite girl Ashlee Simpson, and I went berserk on her. But after she wrote me, I knew she was a really nice lady just expressing her opinion. She could have banned me from posting, but she didn't. I would have, so I think Molly has come to tolerate me as well. ( I hope ) I don't want to pick fights, you all just seem to keep writing me. I wish you would all leave me alone, I just want the celebrities to know someone is on they're side, especially Ashlee, and Madonna, Dwane Johnson, Britney Spears, I love those people, they bring a smile to my face. It sucks that everyone always hates them.

October 17, 2006 11:48 PM
No. 6
Jane says:

(laughing) Okay, so let me get this straight: you meant to say "I like your site because it lets everyone exercise they are first amendment rights.." ???? YEAH, that makes sense. Good God, I noticed that you did it wrong again in your most recent post. Say it out loud with me... "When it's possessive form, it's THEIR!" "They're" is simply the compacted form of "they are."

October 18, 2006 12:16 AM
No. 7
Alix says:

Being with Tom crazy will suck everything out of you, especially your brains.

October 18, 2006 10:58 AM
No. 8
Honeybee says:

LMAO@the caption title
Well I guess so...she's part of the Fugly crew too!!

October 18, 2006 11:23 AM
No. 9
Stella says:

huh. i guess i just always assumed she would have a butt as well. good to know it's not something new. i mean, for as much as it's our business to be concerned about when and if she lost her butt.

October 18, 2006 7:53 PM
No. 10
Um says:


You also incorrectly employed the word your. I believe you meant to write "you're." As in "you are." So it would read "I think you're jealous." No property involved.

Just saying.

Oh, and I am not sure if you are trying to be ironic by writing "Cashes" Clay. It is spelt Cassius. I would appreciate you spelling that correctly, because his resistance to state violence brings a smile to MY face.

October 19, 2006 9:50 PM
No. 11
Christopher Longaway says:

Um...You don't have to read it bitch! Who the fuck are you? "Um?.. I don't know..."
Fuck Cashes Clay! Fuck that twitching bastard! He couldn't stay still, if someone put an apple on his head and told him; "Now don't move, I'm gonna shoot this here gun at the apple on your head, don't want you moving around!" That pussy Ali was involved in Malcom X's murder, he knew it was going to happen, and he didn't even warn him! That is complicity! Fuck Ali, and fuck the Black Panthers! Thats right, I maybe Black, but I am a jew first, I have more Jewish blood flowing through my veins than Jesus!
Ali can kiss my Dirty Jew ass, and his Dike daughter can suck my dick real good, and swirl my Cum in her mouth, and call me PRETTY! That would put a smile on MY face! From now on, I am going to spell it cASSes Clay!
And fuck Michael J. Foxx too! If you want to find a cure for Parkinsons disease, why in he hell don't you pull some funds out of your pocket! Stop trying to make me feel bad, and donate money, I have my own shit to deal with! Are you going to help me raise funds for my daughter while she is in another country with her mom? Are you going to donate money to help me pay my house note? No? Then FUCK YOU SHAKEY! SHAKE YOUR ASS INTO THE FIRST GRAVE YOU SEE!

October 19, 2006 10:19 PM
No. 12
Angry says:

Christopher Longaway clean up your mouth, you filthy nigger!!!

October 20, 2006 5:42 AM
No. 13
Christopher Longaway says:

Angry: That was uncalled for. That is basically saying; " I don't know how to handle you, but I am so fustrated, I have to say something"
Your telling me to clean up my mouth, and your calling me a "filthy nigger"? Hmmmm...interesting. I would be offended if there was some method to your madness, but obviously, you just shit in your own mouth. Was that supposed to hurt my feelings? I know what you are really mad about, is my posting about Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman getting their heads cut off. Too damn bad. Maybe if Nicole had held back on the "N" word, she would still be alive. Fuck Nicole, I would dig that dead bitch up, fuck her in the ass and pussy, Cum in her mouth, and throw her back in the grave, that would give her something to think about for the rest of eternity.
I know your probably not "Black" either because we don't write the word "Nigger" we say "Niggah."
One: Don't you feel dumb.
Two: I pity you, fool.
Three: don't you ever speak to me.
Four: Bring some more.
Five: We out, like channel five.

October 20, 2006 8:05 AM
No. 14
Angry says:

Christopher don't make me track down where you live and beat the black off you...

October 20, 2006 3:34 PM
No. 15
Christopher Longaway says:

Angry, I will save you the time. How about I come down to your house and fuck your wife? Would you like that? I bet she would. What am I saying? I am sorry.
Your probably not even married,never had sex, never will, that is why you have so much hate...Oh well, guess I will have to fuck your mom. I will never forgive that bitch for giving birth to you...Don't make me beat the black into you...

October 20, 2006 3:59 PM
No. 16
Angry says:

My neighborhood won't allow filthy niggers coming around. So I'll have to track you down in the drug infested ghetto you live, and smash your crack pipe in your face!!!!

October 20, 2006 4:26 PM
No. 17
Christopher Longaway says:

Angry, I think were having a communiation problem You said: "..Drug infested Ghetto you live..." Did you mean "Live ( In )" Well, that goes to show, your an asshole. And you can't read or write. Are you sure it was my race that was enslaved, or yours? Because I could swear your acting like a "Ni***r" when you post this ludicrous.
"My neighborhood won't allow filthy n****rs around." Well, I guess Ill have to make sure I am squicky clean and washed up as always you know how black people love to dress properly. Oh, and I won't come "around," Ill come "over" to your neihborhood.
Now about the part of me living in a drug infested area...Yes, I do recall living in a Drug infested area...In a movie I starred in. It was called Boys In the Hood. I made killer profits off of the soundtrack, along with my other Platinum CD's. You know how blacks love to sing.
Hit me over the head with a crack pipe? Well thats not very nice, somebody needs to dtand in the angry corner...

October 20, 2006 5:49 PM
No. 18
Angry says:

Christohper Listen you filthy nigger! Get a job, and get off welfare, and stop bragging about this grand life you dreamt up for yourself.

October 20, 2006 6:12 PM
No. 19
Christopher Longaway says:

Angry, i hate to do this to you...well, not really. Did you know I program computers? I program computers. I speak three different computer languages. Unix, Linux and Java script. Now, I took a little time to research your E-Mail address. You definetly are "Inspector Gadget" as I first assumed. This also reflected your personal life as well. You left the name "David Garcia" on your E-mail submission. That is not all. You left this area code: 92374. I know you. You work for the Redlands police department, we meet three years ago. I never forgot.
Now, what does this mean to you? First of all, you should never give your real zip code and name. Second, what do you think will happen when I report your misconduct to the state board committee? Rather not know huh?

October 20, 2006 6:32 PM
No. 20
Angry says:

hahahahahahahahha what an idiot! WRONG!!!

October 20, 2006 6:45 PM
No. 21
Christopher Longaway says:

Hahahahahahahahahahah! Go fuck yourself cupcake, you know I am RIGHT.

October 20, 2006 9:18 PM
No. 22
Angry says:

Um...ok nigger nigger nigger

October 20, 2006 9:39 PM
No. 23
Christopher Longaway says:

I have the gun pointed at your Momma's head, and I am about to pull the trigger,trigger,trigger...

October 20, 2006 10:12 PM
No. 24
Ashlee Simpson says:

Christopher Lonagway's big Black dick makes my coochie wet...

October 20, 2006 11:19 PM
No. 25
The Simpson Family says:

Christopher Lonagway is a stalker. He's obsessed with both of our daughters and has been stalking them for quite some time now. I can not begin to describe the grieve this has caused our family. This man is sick and deranged and should be committed to an insane asylum immediately. At this point we've taken the first step of filing a restraining order on Christopher and turned this case file over to the district attorney for further review, as we plan to filed criminal charges under California's
stalking law against Christopher. Hopefully we can get this crazy deranged person in custody before he gets to close to our daughters.

Thanks for listening,

The Simpson Family

October 21, 2006 12:04 AM
No. 26
Christopher Longaway says:

Filthy Simpson's Please!!!

October 21, 2006 12:10 AM
No. 27
Joe Simpson says:


October 21, 2006 12:17 AM
No. 28
Mysterious Man thats probably Christopher Longaway you says:

Filthy Angry Nigger Joe Simpson Please!!!!

October 21, 2006 12:30 AM
No. 29
Bernadine says:

Christopher please stop all this. You and that other person Angry need to take this kind of talk to PM if you wish to carry on this way. It pollutes up this website

October 21, 2006 12:35 AM
No. 30
Christopher Longaway says:

Allright Bernadine...You seem reasonable. But I did not start this. Inspector Gadget ( Angry, David Garcia ) did. All I did was express my opinion.

October 21, 2006 12:50 AM
No. 31
Bernadine says:

Thank you Christopher!

October 21, 2006 12:59 AM
No. 32
june c. says:

How can she be an assless wonder when she's hooked up with the biggest ass in the known world?

October 25, 2006 8:33 PM

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