— Mon, Mar 19, 2007 —

While his ex Britney Spears goes cold turkey with some lame turkey, Kevin Federline has founded his own search engine, aptly named Search With Kevin.

Yes, the guy who somehow escaped his marriage with Britney Spears looking like the sane one now has his own branded search engine that offers you chances to win prizes (going to Kevin's birthday party, OMG!) every time you search. There's even a Search with Kevin toolbar you can install, always keeping Kevin's famous research skills at your fingertips.

As is to be expected, unlike Google, Search With Kevin does not offer even a moderate SafeSearch.

When asked if they were concerned about their new celebrity competition, Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page refused to stop laughing and wiping their asses with $100 bills.



No. 1
Sam says:

I love the faces on those chicks behind him.
They are seriously about to die from the excitement of merely being in his presence, I'm tellin ya.

March 19, 2007 5:10 PM
No. 2
Marie says:

This confirms it... most boring celeb news day ever!

March 19, 2007 5:58 PM
No. 3
Used to Love Her says:

You know. He HAS to make money SOMEHOW. Really. WTF is he going to do RAP??? Thank you. At least he is TRYING to support his children. And this is the equal to working at Burger King to us. He is a Z-List celebrity and that is being NICE and he has FEW options. Besides REALLY working at Burger King. LOL You HAVE to give him SOME credit for STOPPING RAPPING and actually making a living. Please! Before he tries Rapping AGAIN. He COULD sue his damn CRACKHEAD wife for child support - sole custody and SIT on his ass and get drunk. But he didn't. He went to work at what options HE COULD. So, I'm sorry. It's funny but it's life. He has to start somewhere and I commend him for making a living and supporting his children. WITHOUT RAP. I'm sure I'm alone but I stand by my views. I am entitled to my own opinion.

You may skewer me now. ;)

March 19, 2007 6:26 PM
No. 4
Used to Love Her says:

And you know it's NOT HIS search engine. He is just the "Celebrity" if you can call it that - that is getting PAID to endorse that crappy search engine. Yes I used I it. Shut up.

March 19, 2007 6:27 PM
No. 5
Kitchy says:

I think Used to Love Her has a crush.

March 19, 2007 7:00 PM
No. 6
Used to Love Her says:

No, No No. I used to Hate him. HA HA that sounds like my name. He still repulses me. Just not as much as before. Britney made me realize he wasn't as bad as I thought.

March 19, 2007 7:23 PM
No. 7
Lale says:

I gotta agree with UTLH. I thought KFed was a total idiot, and now here he is "laying low" as he cares for the boys. Good work, buddy. And yeah, he's gonna need funds, 'cause what did that prenup get him? Like $300,000? For many people, that sort of windfall would be a great starting point to achieve wealth. But let's be realistic- this dude's not the most business-minded or brightest guy around.

Still, I say we cut him some slack and if everyone just uses the damn search engine one or two times, maybe he can scrape up funds to send his boys to college one of these days.

March 20, 2007 12:18 AM
No. 8
moi says:

Team KFed all the way, even without SafeSearch. True love, I'm tellin' ya.

March 20, 2007 3:07 AM

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