— Thu, Aug 31, 2006 —

Lance IN Paris. Ha! Sex joke!

Finally, the real reason Lance Armstrong dumped Sheryl Crow's ass: She's not diseased enough. Luckily, there was ample fodder for Lanc-a-lot to make a serious STDizzle Upgrade. Page Six reports:

COULD it be that Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey - to spend time with Paris Hilton? The two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band the Vacation. "They came together, they hung out and left together," said our spy.

Expect photos of the two exercising together within the next few days. Paris on a bike sounds like comedy gold.


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Say it ain't so.

said: Kitchy on August 31, 2006 3:26 PM

He won't test positive for performance enhancing drugs, but now will test positive for a lot of other things!

said: chris fisher on August 31, 2006 6:00 PM

Well...Sheryl Crow does have Herpes, so Paris may not seem like such a risk to Lance......he DID survive Cancer!

I would think he'd have more sense than to even try and talk to Paris- what intelligent thing could she have to say?

said: parissucksliterally on August 31, 2006 7:27 PM

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