— Fri, Sep 29, 2006 —

Despite being "on a break" Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton met at a quiet little lunch spot called The Ivy for a very private meal. Shockingly, there were paparazzi there to catch Linds and Harry before, after, and probably during their meal. (Obviously, X17 has video, where interestingly enough Lindsay says that she and Harry are still together. Suuuure, Lindsay.) Smells a bit like a publicity stunt, right? Well Janet Charlton has a hunch it all was:

Was Lindsay Lohan's romance with Harry Morton a FAKE from beginning to end? We told you about their mutual love of publicity and the many photo-ops they set up together to make themselves more famous. (Those "candid" shots are all staged!) Now we've learned that they share the same publicist and THAT publicist set them up to meet last summer at a beach house. This same publicist has arrangements to share information with the top celebrity magazines. So this publicist took credit for making Lindsay and Harry a famous couple and kept the magazines happily informed also. Lindsay might have even been PAID to make Harry famous. All because it would benefit his Las Vegas club. It sounds like a tidy business arrangement but it's possible that Lindsay developed feelings for Harry. When Harry called it off and left for Las Vegas, Lindsay was hurt. So now she's hooked up with Stavros Niarchos (another publicity hound ) to get even. Just keep those flashbulbs popping!

Judging from Harry's recent statements about not wanting attention, this theory seems a little far fetched, but those crazy kids certainly love their photo ops.

[Source, Source]


No. 1
Kitchy says:

Harry can't seem to get his hair out of the 1980's styles, can he? Even when he cuts the minimullet, he still looks like he's borrowing Harry Hamlin's LA Law look.

September 29, 2006 11:49 AM
No. 2
CMS says:

Does anyone else notice how large harry's shoes are?

September 29, 2006 11:52 AM
No. 3
Kitchy says:

Please don't make me think about the size of Harry Taco's feet.

September 29, 2006 1:00 PM
No. 4
Shannon says:

Does anyone notice that Blohan is ALWAYS listening to Justin Timberlake. I wonder how much she's getting paid for that.

September 29, 2006 1:46 PM
No. 5
Molly says:

I totally noticed that and meant to make a comment about it in the post, but totally forgot. Nice catch. This is the first time it wasn't SexyBack, too. The next single perhaps?


September 29, 2006 1:54 PM
No. 6
Shannon says:

Does anyone notice that Blohan is ALWAYS listening to Justin Timberlake. I wonder how much she's getting paid for that.

September 29, 2006 1:58 PM
No. 7
lisa says:

It's not farfetched at all! Multiple sources claimed that a few weeks ago Harry WAITED outside Cartier for the paparazzi to arrive, so they could get the shots that set off all the engagement speculation. Now he makes the statement that the engagement talk put too much pressure on him, because he doesn't like attention? Bullshit. Just because he (or any celebrity) makes statements to the press, doesn't mean that we should forget that their comments are generally scripted, planned out, and part of a larger strategy. In this case-- boosting visibility. I don't doubt that she fell for him though.. girl's a mess.

September 29, 2006 2:44 PM
No. 8
canuckistani says:

Harry is all head, he looks like a q-tip--skinny body topped by a big fluffy head!!!

September 29, 2006 3:26 PM
No. 9
Ginette says:

yeah, she's always listenin to Justin Timberlake and it sure looks like some other combined promotional shit.
Plus a few weeks ago, I read she was banned from his shows...
And this Harry Taco has always been suspect: he tries to make her quit alcohol + he buys a dog to calm her from hard partying (shit she's young!) + he's always ugly

sounds like he's been hired to watch her, or to promote himself...anyway that's a damn weird relationship.

and what's with the fact that Lindsay lives in a hotel room (Chateau Marmont) when she has a lot of flats and houses....? And does she have a contract with the Ivy? Everytime she's spotted eating or flirting or anything, she's there...!

September 30, 2006 7:25 AM

Post Your Comments

Note: It may take up to a minute for your comments submission to be processed. Please do not click "Post" more than once, or your comments may be duplicated.

Email This Post