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• Angelina Jolie is reportedly depressed that her black-facey impression of Mariane Pearl was a box office flop.

• Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow are getting back together…for some boring political drama that you probably won’t bother to go see.

• There’s something kind of awesome about the Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons family reunions. Typically, it’s the “I’m too old to pretend I ever loved this giant, giraffe of a woman” expression on Russell’s face.

• Sumner Redstone is being sued by his son, Michael and is currently feuding with his daughter, Shari, but his brother Edward is totally not crazy at all.

• Congratulations to Kelly Rowland, who has finally learned to begrudgingly accept the color of her skin.

• Apparently, naming your kid “Jermajesty” isn’t normal even if your name is Jermaine Jackson. [via Us]

Jul 26, 2007 · Link · 1 Response

• David Spade and Christina Applegate’s cast offs hook up.

• Richard Gere still blaming Sly Stallone for starting the “gerbil in the ass” rumor.

• Scientology begins to stalk J. Lo and J. Car.

• Fabian Basabe’s charges against former Bungalow 8 doorman Armin Amiri have been dropped by the DA. Something about “he made it up.”

• Lizzie Grubman popped.

• Rosie O’Donnell kicks it with republicans, pads their coffers.

• There were fags before T.R. Knight, Lance Bass, and Neil Patrick Harris, you know.

Dec 13, 2006 · Link · Respond

Entertainment Weekly associate publisher Tom Morrisey leaves for a top spot at OK! [Ad Age]

• And we can see why. That magazine is so freakin’ good, always getting stuff right and all. [Faded Youth]

• Is American Airlines threatening to pull ads from ABC? Well, we guess it’s better than threatening to let even more terrorists on planes if ABC doesn’t change their most controversial mini-series since Mel Gibson’s Holocaust production. [Mediaweek]

Lizzie Grubman really is the perfect PR girl. Her daddy still pays for absolutely everything in her life. [NYO]

Gene Shalit and Willard Scott outline for Merideth Vieira just why Katie Couric quit her job. [BWE]

Sep 13, 2006 · Link · Respond

Oh, we have gone far, far too long without some semi-decent MySpace gossip. Today’s features a PR agents who won’t to admit her age attacking her ex-husband’s current wife (who just happens to be Lizzie Grubman) via Grubman’s ex-employees MySpace comments.

We know, it’s a complicated world out there. Especially with all these 30-somethings who are perpetually trapped in highschool.

I was on myspace and found myself on Jonathan Cheban’s page. He used to work with Lizzie Grubman, right? Looks as if he’s a traitor!

Lizzie’s Husband’s ex wife — Joyce Sevilla (formerly Stern)– is on Cheban’s myspace page.

Looks like she is badmouthing the Power Girls, calling them SOUR GIRLS on Chebans page.

LOLOLOL! Waitzzzz. What does ‘munt’ mean?

Jul 25, 2006 · Link · Respond



• An anonymous note leaves beach bloggers bewildered … is there more to the Lizzie Grubman near mass murder story from five summers ago? [The Beach]

Star Jones “feels” like she was fired. People’s all like, “no bitch, you were fired.” [People]

• Whatever happened to just holding a boombox over your head and blasting Peter Gabriel? [Defamer]

• Romance, as had in Brooklyn: Skinny videographer stalks his future girlfriend on their first date. Love ensues — and so does the movie. [Fast Company]

• Men across the country are thanking god for creating Christian men like Joe Simpson so that they won’t have to look as his nasty daughter nekked. Yes, of course we mean Ashley. [TMZ]

Jun 27, 2006 · Link · Respond

We were just forwarded this press which outlines Jeffry Rackover’s birthday party in Bridge Hampton. Who the fuck is that you ask? Oh, he’s a “jeweler to the stars.” Like you care.

Anyways, what we love absolutely most about this press release is not that it was sent instead of an invitation (we’re assuming — the release wasn’t actually sent to us!), nor the fact that it actual admits to having Britney Gastineu at the party.

What we love most about this press release, sent from Grubman PR (who else?) is the loving description is bestows on Hamptons queen and PR mogul, Lizzie Grubman herself.

At his birthday party on Saturday night he drew many Hampton socials and celebrities at his private residence in Bridge Hampton despite the horrible monsoon going on outside. Notable guests included, Lisa & Britney Gastineau, Rosanna Scotto, Loraine Bracco & Jason Cippola, supper model Samantha Tannehill, society dame Jane Pontarelli, and glowingly pregnant Lizzie Grubman & husband Chris Stern.

For more glowing Lizzie, go here — for rest of the nauseating information about the party you weren’t invited to, read on after the jump.

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Jun 26, 2006 · Link · Respond

If any of you have been paying attention, you know by now that Jossip has unofficially adopted ex Page Six freelancer Fernando Gil. Mostly because he is a displaced foreigner, doesn’t know “who the fuck Jessica Joffe is” and spends time explaining blogs to his friends.

So when he agreed to sit down with us for a Q+A, we just had to get the goods on what it’s like being a gossip who hesitates to call himself a gossip.

He does not hesistate, however, to bash President Bush or the New York Times. An artist and non-scenester party hopper at heart, Gil went from NYU to Page Six and barely noticed the difference. After the jump, he reveals his affection for Midget Kiss Bands, Chris Wilson, and hypothetical gossip relating to Bush Twins and coke.

(**Please note that the opinions in this interview solely reflect those of Fernando Gil are are by no means supported or unsupported by his foster parents.)

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May 8, 2006 · Link · Respond

Ever wished you had the recipe for a condo sell-out? Well, we were trolling the Observer blogs for fodder and found this desperate attempt at boldfacing.

Overplayed Party Punch:

1 part Lizzie Grubman
2 parts Corcoron Group
1 part Wilmer Valderrama
A dash of Giorgione.

Mix in a Tribeca Condo soiree, and serve to a bunch of extremely excited real estate bloggers.

Wilmer Valderrama Hosts Condo Party [Michael Calderone, The Real Estate]

May 2, 2006 · Link · Respond

A reader, recently jolted by coverage of Lizzie Grubman’s hunt for a new intern, decided to check out Grub’s site for other job opportunities with the PoweR Girl.

It seems there is an opening for an account executive with Grubman PR, and the benefits are exceptional:

In addition to the high profile celebrities and being part of the “in crowd” party scene, Lizzie Grubman Public Relations offers tangible benefits as well …

They also list a bunch of other crap like medical and paid vacay (complete list after the jump).

Of course there was a time when a young aspiring PR guru could think of nothing better than to be christened “in with the in crowd” by Grubman herself. But now that there’s no longer a Boldface column, seriously, what’s the point?

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Apr 12, 2006 · Link · Respond


• How long did it take Lizzie Grubman’s intern to want a complete change of career? About three months. Too bad she didn’t discover bloggers first. [Gawker]

• We wish were alive back when condoms were called scumbags. Whispering, “hey, you have a scumbag, right?” would just be awesome. [Slate]

• Sounds like Jessica Cutler may actually not get screwed. For once. [Wonkette]

Walter Cronkite isn’t the only one with a Katie Couric crush. We even think Jim Romenesko might have a chance. [NYO]

• Do people have to really, really, try to get into Harvard? Yes. They also need about 40 grand worth of “preparation services.” [NYT]

• And just when you though perfume couldn’t get any better than smelling like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey graces us with her shower spray. [Pop Sugar]

Apr 6, 2006 · Link · Respond

Isn’t it great how the “we got pregnant on our Honeymoon” story never gets old? Today’s Rush & Molloy column hints that we might be swallowing that line from Lizzie Grubman and Chris Stern next week.

We’re assured there is no news just yet, but we’re “expecting” to hear an announcement from Lizzie Grubman and new hubby Chris Stern after they return from their Paris honeymoon this weekend. ???????

It goes without saying, we’re “expecting” driving lessons for little Lizzie Jr. to be fun times. We hope Chris gets put in charge of that life lesson. Let Lizzie stick to tips like, “how to choose the best peroxide for your tan.”

Side Dish [Rush & Molloy]

Apr 4, 2006 · Link · Respond

• Celeb PR reps can’t rescue their clients from anorexia, STDs, or blogs. [Guardian]

• Battle of the exclusives: People: Brittany Murphy is engaged, Us Weekly: Elisabeth Shue pregnant. Don’t celebrities do anything else besides get married, have babies, and pole dance? [People, Us Weekly]

Courtney Love doesn’t understand why drugs didn’t get her into Vanity Fair. Um, because she’s disgusting, maybe? [Page Six]

• Paging David Amsden — a club full of underage girls awaits your reporting/drink spiking skills. [NYT]

• PoweR Girl Lizzie Grubman dumps partner Jonathan Cheban after he tries to sell her out. Dude, we would not fuck with a girl who runs people down with her SUV and lives to laugh about it. [Gawker]

• In her In Style interview, Uma Thurman proves that she’s gotten really, really boring. [NYDN]

Jan 16, 2006 · Link · Respond

• In case that blurry Page Six photo of Avril Lavigne didn’t convince you she was a real glamour girl, maybe this one will sway your opinion. [Egotastic, Page Six]

Us Weekly hearts Jessica Simpson more than all the other celebs. Jessica Simpon’s publicist hearts Us Weekly back. [Media Orchard]

• Apparently, if you back over 16 people in your SUV, some of them don’t just forget about it. [Page Six]

Nick Lachey is dirty-talkin’ cross dresser. Ew, we just found Lloyd Grove’s column kinda’ hot. [Lowdown]

• Hey Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston found a new BFF in Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s OK, you’re baby’s still cuter than hers. [Star ]

Jan 6, 2006 · Link · Respond



Oprah brought David Letterman more than three times his regular audience — and bragging rights aimed at Jay Leno. [AP]

In Touch is giving out $1 million to one lucky reader. The two dozen other readers, unfortunately, will get nothing. [WWD]

Irv and Chris Gotti’s jurors paid attention: If the cash don’t fit, you must acquit. The record label execs were acquitted of money laundering charges, whereupon two of the jurors immediately became their newest groupies. [NYT]

Britney Spears is rumored to be meeting with divorce lawyers to end her short-lived romance with Kevin Federline. Jossip is rumored to be dancing a jig. [News of the World]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ reps aren’t saying one way or the other whether the Neiman Marcus wedding registry is actually theirs, probably because they’d have to own up to those cheap face cloths. [The Scoop]

• At least Lizzie Grubman can be applauded for teaching her Power Girls how to generate press. Party shadow and Jossip friendly Rachel Krupa did just that with Entourage’s Adrian Grenier, and thankfully Turtle wasn’t in the vicinity to pick up the leftovers. [Page Six]

Fabian Basabe isn’t just a lousy closet gay, he’s a lousy driver. [Page Six]

Marilyn Manson is it in for the long haul with Dita Von Teese, tying the knot over the weekend in Ireland. And no, they did not drink and each other’s blood. [People]

• The NBA aren’t the only ones who don’t want to see anymore of Dennis Rodman: The folks at Crobar don’t either. [Page Six]

• The real reason Kate Moss left Pete Doherty: he can’t buy her diamonds and his dick is too small. [The Scoop]

Dec 5, 2005 · Link · Respond

Okay, so this Lizzie Grubman item may have been from last week, but it’s not like we missed her labia-in-the-wind item (which we totally ignored, out of necessitiy for our health). Plus, so-this-week George Wayne is in it — and it’s Thanksgiving, for chrissakes.

From the completely un-permalinkable blog PX This

oh ! and speaking of “getting it all in one venue”
yesterday was lunch at DowntownCipriani and the table right next door was lizzie-grubman with george-wayne. lizzie-grubman was really really tan and she looked like she’s due for an appointment to have her moustache waxed.

and the only reason i recognized george-wayne at all is because a whiles back my boss at the time pointed him out to me and remarked: “he always tries to offer me press in Vanity Fair in exchange for free [stuff]. sleazeball.”

hahahahahahahaa

Since the “hahahahahahahaa” was said for us, we can move on. But NB George Wayne: We’ll give you everything we have to offer for some VF press, but please don’t count on much beside gift bag leftovers.

thu 11-17 [PX This]
Related: Media Blitz

Nov 22, 2005 · Link · Respond