— Mon, Dec 18, 2006 —

So sure, my first thought when seeing Mary Kate Olsen's new platinum blonde hair was that she looks like a child prostitute, but I kind of love it. Yup, I'm twisted like that. No, really, it's probably just because a brush clearly touched her hair in the process. Also, she's totally bow-chicka-bow-bow porn star/coke whore. I can only assume that PETA will soon kill her so she knows those poor animal's pain.

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No. 1
tom says:

I just read that that's for a new acting gig. She's going to be the girl on the bottom in Anal Dishwashers VII. Good luck to her, I says.

December 18, 2006 9:36 AM
No. 2
jason says:

haha ha

December 18, 2006 10:26 AM
No. 3
killerbunny says:

A French, chain-smoking, ghost. Yup, that's what she looks like. If Cruella Devile and that guy from Powder had a child, this would be thier twisted offspring.

December 18, 2006 10:48 AM
No. 4
skinny_fat says:


December 18, 2006 11:28 AM
No. 5
Marley says:

Death becomes her.

December 18, 2006 11:55 AM
No. 6
Aldana says:

She looks like the old lady at the minimarket!! YUCK!

December 18, 2006 4:05 PM
No. 7
zelda says:

Now we know what what happened to Baby Jane.

December 18, 2006 8:31 PM
No. 8
Becca says:

Hey, is that one of the Wayans Brothers in White Chicks?

December 19, 2006 12:16 AM
No. 9
ortem says:

Like the cut. It it mature and a clean style much unlike her normal look. The color on the other hand is too trashy, it needs to be darker. Hell, at least the twins are developing their own style rather then being boring and predictable like the others.

December 19, 2006 12:28 AM

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