— Mon, Feb 12, 2007 —

Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez is taking some cues from Jane Fonda, saying she will begin donating her time to community service even after she finishes up with her court ordered hours. Here's Michelle finding a way to make volunteer work sound trashy:

???Man, I got so many hours of community service,??? says the actress, whose alcohol-intake-monitoring bracelet turned heads at the Marc Jacobs show last week. Rodriguez pleaded no contest to a hit-and-run, DUI, and driving with a suspended license in 2004, and then violated probation with a DUI bust in Hawaii the next year. ???I???m almost done. I have to keep flying back. I just take a week and knock it out. It???s all good.??? Rodriguez says she plans to continue to serve worthy causes even after it???s no longer legally mandated, having picked up a passion for animal rights after seeing some up close to her Hummer during an African safari. She???s currently the spokesperson for a nature-sanctuary foundation called Sanctuary. ???Eventually,??? she says, ???you???re going to see me do some Jane Fonda???type shit. I???m keeping it hush right now. But it???s going to be fucking hot. I???m going to make giving back sexy and fuckable.???

Oooooookaaaaaay. Fantastic, Michelle. I actually checked to make sure this wasn't a joke after I read it–it's not.

I think this is probably the first time any celebrity's offer to give to charity will actually be turned away.


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No. 1
maria says:

I think court mandated volunteer work is always trashy. Ms. Rodriguez is hot, Jane Fonda is hot and dammit I like this girl. I just wikied her and she has 9 siblings and is bi-sexual, she get's along with everybody! "Fuckable" charity girl, that's a rad name tag.

February 12, 2007 12:06 PM
No. 2
angela says:

Hmmm...it all makes sense.

Walt Price: Like dykes and dogs!

(State and Main)

February 12, 2007 12:08 PM
No. 3
bonnie says:

ugh. she's so trashy.

February 12, 2007 12:40 PM
No. 4
pegger says:

I heard she fathered Anna Nicole's baby.

February 12, 2007 12:42 PM
No. 5
Bystander says:

lol @ Pegger.

I like M-Rod. She's so inappropriate. She's a role model for trashy girls world wide.

February 12, 2007 1:09 PM
No. 6
Elaine says:

I'm with Bystander. She's so fucking loony and imbalanced, I can't help but like her. Anyone who says they're going to make charity work "sexy and fuckable" is alright by me.

February 12, 2007 3:06 PM
No. 7
Money talks and bullshit walks. says:

Seriously, Cord. Stop acting like a fag. All you ever do is talk about how much you hate some very attractive lady like Michelle. I bet your old lady doesn't look half as good as Michelle.

February 12, 2007 3:35 PM
No. 8
Mina says:

"Old lady"? Are you kidding! Cord's queer! No straight man hates trashy women so much!. Get with the (gay) program!

February 12, 2007 4:19 PM
No. 9
HolyMoly says:

Hold on..she suddenly cares about animals because she saw some up close to her Hummer in Africa and now has a burning desire to help the environment. I have an idea! She could stop driving a fucking Hummer. That might help

February 12, 2007 6:55 PM
No. 10
Dizzle says:

Hmmm...Never been on one, but according to all the televised African Safaris that I've seen (haha)...Hummers seem pretty standard issue. This is one of the situations (outside of military use I guess) in which a Hummer might be a good vehicle pick.

February 12, 2007 7:13 PM
No. 11
Anonymousey says:

HolyMoly I'm bettin if she was on a safari, the hummer wasn't her's genius. Besides I remember reading how she's been about animals for awhile and I think this statement is crazy but hot, like her. Better than some stuck up star out to "help" for all the wrong reasons and taklin about it all boring and blah blah blah. At least she's interesting, hahaha.

February 12, 2007 8:10 PM
No. 12
Fo shizzle, ma nizzle. says:

Poster No. 9:
Yes, I figured as much. But then that speech about homophobia had me confused. What is more he has a daughter. Probably a product of invetro no doubt.
Am I the only non-gay blogger there is...? Should I be getting in touch with my feminine side more often...?

February 13, 2007 1:31 AM
No. 13
Jon says:

I love this raunchy bitch! You go girl.

February 13, 2007 10:42 AM
No. 14
rayray says:

eeeeeeeew. now by "jane fonda type shit," did she mean she was going to stand on enemy tanks and talk about america and how awful it is? or did she mean have freak shows to turn on her husband? what was she talking about?

February 13, 2007 2:09 PM

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