— Wed, Feb 7, 2007 —

Now that the end is upon us, we can see that all Mischa needed was some hanging testes to push her over the edge.

Mischa Barton, 21, can't handle the naked truth about Cisco Adler.

A source tells Us Weekly the pair parted ways after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web.

This NSFW pic of Adler hanging loose, which turned up among Paris Hilton's possessions when the contents of the heiress' unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down).

Says a source, "They had a blowup. She was furious."

Hope you haven't had lunch, yet, 'cause the real one is there to the right. Feel free to click it. I wouldn't recommend it, though.


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No. 1
15 Seconds says:

Why, oh why are his balls hanging down so low? Grooooossssss....what wa she thinking?

February 7, 2007 12:14 PM
No. 2
friedricer says:

Now that is a nut sac!

Ball will drop like boobs will if you do not support them...

So if a dude wears boxers his balls will hang lower then someone who wears...tighty whities.

Free ballin' in the free world.


February 7, 2007 12:25 PM
No. 3
POOK says:


why oh why did I click the picture!????

He looks like an old Great Dane!!!!

February 7, 2007 12:35 PM
No. 4
Huh says:

Who is this guy?

February 7, 2007 12:36 PM
No. 5
Kimberly says:

Thank you Cord!!! I am laughing so hard right now! What a pose.

February 7, 2007 12:38 PM
No. 6
Jen says:

Looks more like goose eggs found it's way to his scrotum.

February 7, 2007 12:45 PM
No. 7
Trini says:

Do your balls hang low, Do they wobble to and fro! lol that's so fucking gross.

February 7, 2007 12:49 PM
No. 8
Robin says:

OMG!! Those are the grossest balls I have even seen. By the way my husband wears boxers and believe me his balls do not look like that!

February 7, 2007 12:56 PM
No. 9
angela says:

Those are called apple sacks.

February 7, 2007 12:56 PM
No. 10
Kimberly says:

His balls are so distracting that no one has made mention of his tiny penis yet.

February 7, 2007 1:00 PM
No. 11
michelle says:

She was 17 when this picture was taken, she shouldn't be pissed off at him.

February 7, 2007 1:00 PM
No. 12
angela says:

Actually, he might have achieved that droopy scrotum through hard work and dedication.

Read up! http://penisownershandbook.com/pages/ballstretching.htm

February 7, 2007 1:06 PM
No. 13
dude says:

oh dog balls.

February 7, 2007 1:06 PM
No. 14
jenni says:

eew his balls look so nasty!! im sure she is mad, more like embarassed that everone gets to see how tiny his weewee is haha lmao

February 7, 2007 1:46 PM
No. 15
kat says:

Why would anyone WANT low-hanging balls, in the first place? His testes hanging LOWER than his penis is just NASTY! No wonder Mischa is DONE with him!

February 7, 2007 1:46 PM
No. 16
Betty Ford says:

She is mad because now everyone knows that when they had sex, his balls were flying up and smacking him in the back of his own head! EWWWWWWWWW. Honestly, he could have Brad Pitt's face and I still wouldn't be able to stomach those balls. OK maybe I would, but it would have to be Brad himself. Otherwise....ew.

February 7, 2007 1:51 PM
No. 17
Dion is HOT HOT HOT! says:


February 7, 2007 2:02 PM
No. 18
Jenn says:

Gross, but has anyone else noticed the pile of cocaine on the table next to his foot? No wonder he's fricking free ballin he's high as a kite

February 7, 2007 2:22 PM
No. 19
Maureen says:

oh my sweet lord--what is the matter with him? I am sorry, but I am a girl, you know, and I don't have those and I must say that I have never seen any that...long. Seriously, is that NORMAL? should I get out more?

February 7, 2007 2:29 PM
No. 20
GinnyPooh says:

HAHAHA those be some crazy droopy-ass balls.

I notice no one has mentioned the Sports Socks. Hint: no matter how beautiful or hideous you may be, when getting naked - lose the socks BEFORE the undies.

February 7, 2007 2:44 PM
No. 21
Ginnic says:

Sick! Any guys with balls longer than his dick has issues!

February 7, 2007 2:47 PM
No. 22
FriedRicer says:

Maybe he is a grower and not a shower.

February 7, 2007 2:57 PM
No. 23
FriedRicer says:
February 7, 2007 2:58 PM
No. 24
vadge_patrol says:

This is wrong on so many levels. Methinks he's been tucking his balls into the crack of his ass for so long, that he's gotten Stretchy Taffy Balls Syndrome.
What a pose!

February 7, 2007 2:59 PM
No. 25
RIP Molly says:

I've noticed that since Molly left, this site has become very gay, is Cord a fag? Just today we have pictures of guys wearing assless chaps and a picture of some guy's testicles! Just change the name to MollyGay already!

February 7, 2007 3:20 PM
No. 26
Cord says:

The presence of naked men doesn't necessarily make something gay.

February 7, 2007 3:23 PM
No. 27
Kimberly says:

Good God, Cord! Your damned if you do, and damned if you don't. People wanna bitch about you putting too many pics of hot chicks up, and then accuse ya of being gay for showing a little man ass and a "little" penis. Keep doing what your doing man. Can't please them all.

February 7, 2007 3:42 PM
No. 28
sexyback says:

Word to Kimberly. Keep on keepin' on.

February 7, 2007 3:48 PM
No. 29
Joy says:

WHY MUST I LOOK!! I wish my eyes didn't burn right now but you did try to tell me. I never listen!! Keep up the good work CORD!!

February 7, 2007 4:39 PM
No. 30
Shasta says:

Yo Fried Rice,

What did they do to that mouse? OMG!

February 7, 2007 5:36 PM
No. 31
FriedRicer says:

They are easier to insert when they look that way.

They oil up perfect.

That is what the Cord said. I have never smoked meth nor have had relations with a man.

Hope that helps.

And to the Cord, keep up the great work! Really.


February 7, 2007 7:28 PM
No. 32
Adrienne says:

His balls swing so low he could like swing them around his neck and tie them in a knot...omg eww!!!


February 7, 2007 8:06 PM
No. 33
Randi says:

He probably swings his balls and hypnotizes anyone unfortunate enough to give him a blowjob.

February 7, 2007 10:01 PM
No. 34
Pocky says:

That is what happens to your yam bag after stuffing your dork into Paris Hilton. It looks like his testis want to get far, far away from the contamination on his ding-a-ling

February 8, 2007 2:08 PM
No. 35
Renee says:

RIP Molly, the answer to your question is yes.

February 8, 2007 11:25 PM

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