— Tue, Oct 31, 2006 —

It's the moment that maybe two or three of you have been waiting for--My Readers' Choice MollyGood Make An Ass Of Me Halloween Costume: Britney Spears during the Matt Lauer Interview.

I will never have Britney's heaving pregnancy bosom, and the wig wouldn't hang quite right, but here ya are, loves. I'm not sure if you can adequately see how ridiculous the shoes were (yes, there were beaded flowers on the sides) or the lovely embroidered butterflies on the ass of the skirt (thanks, Forever 21). Decently similar trashgasm? It was all for you.

Video coming shortly.

Happy Halloween! I hope I didn't disappoint.

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No. 1
Nicole says:

Love it Molly! You rock! Can't wait for next year!

October 31, 2006 8:38 AM
No. 2
Amanda says:

LOVE it!! I am literally laughing out loud at my desk!!!

October 31, 2006 8:39 AM
No. 3
K-Dog says:

Dude, that is totally rocking out!!! You did not disappoint. I'm loving the smeared makeup and you are in character. Matt Lauer looked right on too! LOVE IT! Way to go, Molly! :)

October 31, 2006 8:53 AM
No. 4
Leslie says:

MOLLY you are adorable!!!!! Love the sandels perfectly obnoxious!!! Matt Lauer is great too!!!! Very Funny!!! Oliver Platt's t-shirt is the shiznit!!!

October 31, 2006 8:55 AM
No. 5
Melissa says:

Today, you are my FAVOURITE person.

October 31, 2006 8:56 AM
No. 6
Tipsy McStaggers says:

Molly - I knew you had it in you! I am so proud and going to be cracking up over this all day. Your attention to detail (sandals, gum, EYELASHES!!, giddy/ignorace is bliss facial expression, gum, over accessoriziing, smeared make-up, I could go on and on) is fantastic. Good job Molly - I was hoping this would be up today. Can't wait for the video.
P.S. Your Matt Lauer's condescending smile and loafers were a great touch! Way to go the extra mile.
P.P.S. Don't know if this means anything to you, but you have a certain Jerry Blank-ish quality to you when you are all dolled up as Brit.

October 31, 2006 9:09 AM
No. 7
Kevin says:

WOW!! Molly, I, uhm, er, have to admit; you're actually, uhhh, well, you know, pretty hot!! Way to go!

October 31, 2006 9:11 AM
No. 8
Tipsy McStaggers says:

Jesus - I just saw the air quotes picture - too funny. The nail polish really tops off the look of redneck indifference.
I think we all deserve to know if you had a break down at any point during the evening. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that that will be what the video is of - that or you re-inacting the Toxic video.

October 31, 2006 9:13 AM
No. 9
Marley says:

Shit, I've been away too long. You look great Molly.

October 31, 2006 9:56 AM
No. 10
addy says:

you are hilarious! i could not have asked for a more perfect costume! i just forwarded your page to all my coworkers and they cant stop laughing. keep up the awesome work!

October 31, 2006 10:12 AM
No. 11
pyt says:

Very cute! I think your hair looks nicer than Brit Brit's.

October 31, 2006 10:36 AM
No. 12
courtney says:

The saddest part is that your wig looks better than her hair in the actual picture.

October 31, 2006 11:46 AM
No. 13
chunkstyle says:

Niiiiiiice. It is so sad that you look relatively good in that outfit, while you are mocking Brit-brit's over the top performance. The parody outshines the original for sure :)
Great job!!

October 31, 2006 11:54 AM
No. 14
Paul Raposo says:

Ok, I'm bitter over the Madonna/crucifix debacle. But your latest celeb incarnation is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant! Congrats, Molly, you knocked it outta the park 8^)

BTW--If you go out trick-or-treatin', don't eat any apples. They have razor blades in 'em.

October 31, 2006 12:04 PM
No. 15
I Hate Molly Goodson with a passion says:

You make a good ass out of yourself, Molly. You don't need others to assist you in that field.

October 31, 2006 12:13 PM
No. 16
kat says:

Great costume! I think that your wig was the BEST part!

October 31, 2006 12:34 PM
No. 17
maureen says:

OMG, Molly, the one of you and "Matt" is TOO good. You are so brave to share these with us--Happy All Hallows, baby!

October 31, 2006 1:10 PM
No. 18
karen says:

You got the details down! Great costume, wish I had worn a funny celeb costume too!

October 31, 2006 2:03 PM
No. 19
whatever says:

#15, you are a class A jerk. Obviously you have some serious issues (jealousy and insecurity comes to mind) and probably have a small package or whatever. If you don't like Molly, then why are you on her site making comments? You're an asshole. (*) Isn't the point of Halloween to be fun and "make an ass out of yourself?" Please. Get a life you piece of crap.

Molly, you rule!!!

October 31, 2006 4:44 PM
No. 20
Enemigo De Molly says:

You are seriously talking to the wrong Hombre, Homes. That kind of talk south of the border could get you...Paralyzed. Indefinitely. I say that to be politically correct, as being dead maybe considered a disability, an offend some thereof. You best watch yourself #19. As for you saying I have a smal package...how about no Package? I am a woman, homes! Fooled you! Or maybe I am a man, who cares really. What the hell would having a small package have to do with me offending Molly, and her pagan Holiday worship? Don't you feel dumb. But if I am forced to choose...I will have to go with the latter and choose " or whatever ". Is that the best you can do?
as for Halloween, it sucks Donkey Balls, and so do you, and tha is the purpose. Actually, the reall purpose of Halloween according to the Celtic race In 5th century B.C. ,was to wear costumes to scare of Demons, and offer the Demons a virgin girl to spare there own miserable lives. You are so dumb, read why don't you? As for me coming on to Molly, I am a Blogger. Like Perez, I steal others work and make a profit: God I love myself. HAhahahahahahahahah....Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....AHahahahahahahahahahah!!!
You were almost righ about one thing; I am an asshole. True...But I am a wealthy asshole #19.

October 31, 2006 5:15 PM
No. 21
catagogo says:

girl you look amazing!!! My best friend and I went as Britney and K-Fed it was SO much fun!

October 31, 2006 6:24 PM
No. 22
Ha ha says:

Enemigo De Molly,

Wow. GREAT comeback. First of all, you can't spell and your grammar blows. I'm sure that will get you far in your "blogging" career. Second of all, no one cares about you or your lame-ass history of halloween, cares that you are a girl, or that you are "wealthy." I'm betting that you are a H.S. loser that has nothing better to do than attempt to sound cool and threaten people on a blog. You really remind me of Brandon Davis - you are greasy and have self proclomations of how awesome and wealthy you are. You know what? I do feel dumb. I am now more dumb for reading your crappy post. I'm going to go suck some "donkey balls" because that's what I like to do in my spare time. That is all.

October 31, 2006 9:52 PM
No. 23
El Enemigo De Molly says:

Corumba, loco...I just learned how to speak "Englis", among five other languges. At least I am making Denero in my country, and I do not have to immigrate to the states, seniorita. You Norte Americanos...you crack me up with your opinion of these "Celebrities" as you call them. Many of these celebrities have helped sustain my country in South America with their donations, so I will thank you not to scorn them. Or Molly to scorn them. And you are right...I am in High School, and I make lots of mulla for my age, not enough to brag about, but Molly does all the work for me, especially because my Website is presented in "Espanol", Loco. It has made my work mas Facil, than me doing it myself. Bitter Irony, you might call it!

November 1, 2006 12:31 AM
No. 24
bluemoo says:

DAMN...you are GOOD woman!!!!!!!! Excellent in fact.

November 1, 2006 1:28 AM
No. 25
Hannah says:

Well, now I feel kind of sheepish about my bumble bee costume ...

November 1, 2006 10:00 AM
No. 26
Hey Asshole!! says:

El Enemigo De Molly = Christopher Longaway.

November 1, 2006 6:12 PM
No. 27
Pootie says:

Absolutely brilliant!

November 1, 2006 8:07 PM
No. 28
Kristen says:

Enemigo de molly: eres un cenutrio.

Qui??n te crees que eres? la reencarnaci??n de J.PabloII?? Puede que Halloween sea una mierda, pero por si no lo sabes las festividades cat??licas se inventaron por la iglesia porque habia gente que se negaba a convertirse al criatianismo y asi resultaba mas atractivo. Por eso las pusieron en las mismas fechas que las paganas.

Asi que lee TU un poco primero, y comprate el diccionario de la RAE, porque como hables esos 5 idiomas que dices saber de la misma forma que escribes espa??ol, vas de culo.
No se, puede que todo sea resultado de la crisis de identidad que sufres, el hermafroditismo es lo que trae....

Asi que deja de dar la co??a y trabaja para levantar tu pais so pringao'.

November 4, 2006 10:37 AM
No. 29
Hey Shit for brains!! says:

Hey Asshole= King Kang.

November 5, 2006 11:35 PM
No. 30
videodoll says:

great costume. As much as I think you did an amazing job of looking like Britney, you still don't look quite as trashy as her for some reason. I guess that would be tough feat to accomplish.

November 5, 2006 11:55 PM
No. 31
Louise says:

I love the extra attention to detail with the exposed bra. Not just tacky but tacky-tacky. And I agree, your wig looks much better than her hair...and pregnancy hair should automatically look like the mane of an angel. I spent much of my pregnancy with the hair of a Breck Girl with no real effort on my part, except for that wee bit of gestating I was doing. Whoever are/were Brit's stylists and PR staff should be drawn and quartered. Excellent costume. Well played.

November 6, 2006 10:59 PM
No. 32
Elisaanne says:


November 7, 2006 6:31 PM
No. 33
Hey, 5 inch penis!! says:

Hey Asshole= King Kang.( again, just to make sure you know )

November 8, 2006 2:30 AM
No. 34
Hey Asshole!! says:

Christopher Longaway is an ugly greasy nigger. (again, just to make sure you know)

November 8, 2006 3:02 AM

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