— Wed, Jan 3, 2007 —

It sounds like introducing innocent children to the word fuck was only the beginning of New Years for Vanessa Minnillo. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times but Nick Lachey has the patience of a saint. Seriously. Us Weekly reports on Vanessa's drunken antics:

-- 1:44 a.m. Nick, Vanessa and their huge entourage arrive at the Joonbug.com party at Marquee in a black SUV with Vanessa sitting on the Nick's lap because there isn't space for everyone in the car.

The former Miss Teen USA is wearing backless mini-dress with a plunging neckline [ed note: pictured to the side], and the couple of eight months holds hands while they walk into the club.

The gang heads to a VIP booth and Vanessa begins sucking down glass after glass of champagne. Soon her eyes are half closed, her head rolling around.

She keeps opening her legs and the ladies in her entourage physically shut them for her. Vanessa then straddles Nick and makes out with him passionately while her short skirt rides up.

She later falls off of the booth and into the recesses of the furniture. Her crew helps her up while Nick watches in stony silence, unamused by her antics.

-- 3:35 a.m. Vanessa takes Nick's beer and chugs it, while some of the beer runs down her face and neck.

As the group gets ready to leave, an unsteady Vanessa tries to stand up but she falls down into the booth. Nick starts to pay the bill, and Vanessa digs into her wallet puts a wad of cash in her mouth and jokingly starts waving it around.

Vanessa's girlfriends take the cash from her mouth and distribute tips to the beleaguered staff.

-- 4:23 a.m. Vanessa's pals help her out the back entrance of the club while Nick ignores her and talks on his cell phone. As Vanessa is poured into the car, Nick climbs into the back seat and avoids her.

At least she gave him a massage in the Newark airport waiting for their flight to Los Angeles the next day. He was probably sore from having to carry her ass into bed and maybe hold her hair back as she yacked all night long. I kid, they're pretty precious.

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No. 1
whatevs says:

papa simpson planted this story.

January 3, 2007 12:02 PM
No. 2
mandi says:

call me old fashioned, but i'm still rooting for timberlake/spears and simpson/lachey lol

January 3, 2007 12:31 PM
No. 3
ravn says:

Vanessa is a huge downgrade for Nick. Jessica is a stunner and sweet.

January 3, 2007 12:44 PM
No. 4
Steph says:

At least she pulled out money to tip . . as an NYC grad student/bartender, I appreciate that.

AND definitely NOT a huge downgrade

January 3, 2007 1:28 PM
No. 5
redegg says:

Precious? She's a mutt.

January 3, 2007 9:17 PM

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