— Thu, Nov 30, 2006 —

It's like the fake (sorry, kids! You shouldn't be here anyway. I've got a mouth like a sailor) Santa isn't even trying. He doesn't even have a freaking beard. Does he not realize that there are A-LIST STARLETS like Nicole God Damn Richie who want authentic Christmas card pictures and/or photos with which to realize deep-seeded Holiday Season fantasies? For shame, mall Santa. For. Shame.


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No. 1
Christopher says:

In Santa's defense, I wouldn't want her sitting in my lap either if I were him.
And whats up with Nicole's scarf with all the blue skulls on it? Its Christmas, not Halloween.

November 30, 2006 2:02 PM
No. 2
Sassy Ass says:

Where is Santa's beard? Bad Santa. My kids wouldn't of got a picture taken with him. Boo!

November 30, 2006 2:27 PM
No. 3
Bka says:

Actually...I think that Santa looks like he's enjoying himself a little TOO much

November 30, 2006 3:41 PM
No. 4
Happy says:

Nicole, you go girl!!! You let them know exactly how you feel!

November 30, 2006 5:05 PM
No. 5
Jimmie48 says:

I fucking love this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 30, 2006 10:14 PM
No. 6
kat says:

Someone needs to tell Nicole to give up Santa's lap for a REAL 12 year old kid--not a 25 year old WOMAN pretending to be 12!

December 1, 2006 2:14 AM
No. 7
killerbunny says:

I don't get this girl - one minute she's young, cute, and I'm envying her hair; the next, she looks like my gold-digging aunt who's in her 50's. Scull scarf or no, she looks like an old woman in these photos. An old, skinny (gold-digging) woman.

December 1, 2006 7:03 AM
No. 8
hotchilio says:

Ok, Seriously, what the F**k is up with all of that?? You can see Santas jeans underneath the "costume" because the santa pants are too short?? What kind of fake-ass mall santa is that?? And by the way, nice try nicole, you still look like skeletore, eat a god damn hamburger and ask Santa to put some weight on your bones!

December 1, 2006 8:36 PM
No. 9
cracker says:

go work out fatso

December 2, 2006 12:02 PM

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