It's like the fake (sorry, kids! You shouldn't be here anyway. I've got a mouth like a sailor) Santa isn't even trying. He doesn't even have a freaking beard. Does he not realize that there are A-LIST STARLETS like Nicole God Damn Richie who want authentic Christmas card pictures and/or photos with which to realize deep-seeded Holiday Season fantasies? For shame, mall Santa. For. Shame.
In Santa's defense, I wouldn't want her sitting in my lap either if I were him.
And whats up with Nicole's scarf with all the blue skulls on it? Its Christmas, not Halloween.
Where is Santa's beard? Bad Santa. My kids wouldn't of got a picture taken with him. Boo!
Actually...I think that Santa looks like he's enjoying himself a little TOO much
Nicole, you go girl!!! You let them know exactly how you feel!
I fucking love this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to tell Nicole to give up Santa's lap for a REAL 12 year old kid--not a 25 year old WOMAN pretending to be 12!
I don't get this girl - one minute she's young, cute, and I'm envying her hair; the next, she looks like my gold-digging aunt who's in her 50's. Scull scarf or no, she looks like an old woman in these photos. An old, skinny (gold-digging) woman.
Ok, Seriously, what the F**k is up with all of that?? You can see Santas jeans underneath the "costume" because the santa pants are too short?? What kind of fake-ass mall santa is that?? And by the way, nice try nicole, you still look like skeletore, eat a god damn hamburger and ask Santa to put some weight on your bones!
go work out fatso
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