— Tue, Mar 27, 2007 —

Paris Hilton has upset animal rights activists by purchasing a dwarf cat, a specific type of feline that breeders continue to raise despite myriad health problems the underdeveloped cats encounter.

The cats are said not to be able to function like normal sized felines, and cannot jump properly because their bow legs are too short. They can also break the bones in their limbs when landing because their legs aren't long enough to absorb the shock.

Hollywood gossip writer Janet Charlton wrote on her website:..."Breeding animals to be dwarfs or midgets is unethical and they usually have numerous health problems because of it. They're cute, but not healthy or able to function like a regular cat.

For example these short legged cats can't jump like normal felines and might break bones because their legs aren't long enough to absorb the shock.
Plus they have internal problems.

"But as long as wealthy people like Paris buy these pets, they will be produced by unscrupulous breeders. Paris should think about adopting her cats at a shelter."
As well as her new cat, Paris also owns two Chihuahuas, a goat, a ferret and a kinkajou.


While it is bad for Paris Hilton to help finance such thoughtless genetic tampering, animal rights activists should remember that, just by existing, Paris has been supporting developmental retardation and unscrupulous breeding for years.

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No. 1
em says:

"While it is bad for Paris Hilton to help finance such thoughtless genetic tampering, animal rights activists should remember that, just by existing, Paris has been supporting developmental retardation and unscrupulous breeding for years. "

Hahaha...well let's hope she doesn't procreate anytime soon. Yeesh.

March 27, 2007 3:04 PM
No. 2
ec says:

Standing ovation for the retardation and unscrupulous breeding.

March 27, 2007 3:28 PM
No. 3
joe musashi says:

I've heard that pet owners look like their pets. "cute, but not healthy or able to function like a regular [person]." Sounds like a working definition of Paris to me. I'm more concerned by the fact that she's got a kinkajou. After what I've heard her say, I wouldn't be comfortable with her keeping any kind of jou as a pet.

March 27, 2007 3:51 PM
No. 4
kitty says:

What a cute pussy!

March 27, 2007 4:00 PM
No. 5
angela says:

Sounds like dwarf cats are a lot like dwarf people.

March 27, 2007 4:02 PM
No. 6
me says:

I own a Munchkin Cat... which is what the breed is called. Believe it or not they occur in nature, just as Dwarf people occur. Yes, if you breed two munchkins they are more likely to make another munchkin... but so what? That's what a Dachshund is... and I don't here people bitching about that. If we follow the manta of these animal rights nutso's, I guess we shouldn't let dwarf people pro-create either. These animal rights people really need to shut the 'F' up... it's super annoying. My cat is fine, he jumps around just like a normal cat, he's never had any problems, and he's the sweetest pet ever.

March 27, 2007 4:12 PM
No. 7
Mr. Sniffles says:

"While it is bad for Paris Hilton to help finance such thoughtless genetic tampering, animal rights activists should remember that, just by existing, Paris has been supporting developmental retardation and unscrupulous breeding for years"

hahaha ... nice.

love,

Mr. Sniffles

March 27, 2007 4:18 PM
No. 8
Schultzie says:

Where's the funny? I'm reading these comments about Cord's brilliant humor and as Schultz would say, "I see nothing!"

And posters have claimed Molly was saccharine and cutsie. At least she was funny.

March 27, 2007 4:18 PM
No. 9
Mr. Sniffles says:

what the hell?

i just noticed that whore, Perez, in the photo.

he is still hanging onto her every last wonky dribble even after she was ON TAPE spouting homophobic slurs? after the shitfest he threw over Isiah Washington?

well, Muther-f*cker.

love,

Mr. Sniffles


March 27, 2007 4:28 PM
No. 10
Helen Skor says:

Ugh. Schultzie, stop picking on Cord. If you don't like Molly Good anymore, why are you still visiting the site. Are you a masochist or something?

And Joe Musashi . . . the whole kinkajou kind a jou thing really had me laughing!

March 27, 2007 4:31 PM
No. 11
Helen Skor says:

Mr. Sniffles . . . yeah, those pics were actually taken at Perez's birthday party.

March 27, 2007 4:33 PM
No. 12
Be Adequite! says:

Angela- that is SO wrong. And SOOOOO funny! Thank you for the laugh!
Nice to see Perez/Shrek is still oinking it up- what, did he stop by the M-A-C counter for a free makeover before his party? FUG.

March 27, 2007 4:58 PM
No. 13
Sandy says:

Are you talking about the midget in the back?

March 27, 2007 5:05 PM
No. 14
Cat lover says:

Cats are small enough! Why would you want to dwarf them purposfully?!?!?! I'll bet you $100 Paris de-claws it.

And me (no.6) They might happen in nature, but it is cruel to mass breed such cats for the purpose of human enjoyment. I'm not an "activist" , I don't go for all that BS, but it doesn't change the fact that breeding such animals is selfish, wrong and inhumane (ironic as that is).

*It is horribly mean to declaw cats.. it removes their precious spirit for your own comfort.. how selfish!

March 27, 2007 5:08 PM
No. 15
Aubrey says:

her wonk eye is outta control

March 27, 2007 5:09 PM
No. 16
O says:

I wish this idiot would go away and take Perez with her nasty ass. Though I do find it hilarious that she was caught on tape being a racist douche and no one cared enough to really shun her because of it. That's pretty pathetic. Of course, anyone with half a mind knows that a retarded swamp frog is more interesting than she is. Same for goes Perez and his readers. I don't think they know many real words. I think they just hit random keys and sometimes words are formed. That's the only real way to explain that dribble he calls a site.

March 27, 2007 5:24 PM
No. 17
mynameisstolen says:

Munchkins are dwarf cats but not all dwarf cats are munchkins. Munckins are natually occuring not by human engineering.

There are several breeds of dwarf cats. I am sure that Paris purchased one of the breeds that is actually bred to be smaller and more kitten like such as the MiniPers. It is these breeds in particular that it is considered unethical to force breeding.

March 27, 2007 5:37 PM
No. 18
cameo says:

Perez Hiton's OLD pics at Manhunt.com are funny. It shows him all young and thin and recent conversations about barebacking and meth.

March 27, 2007 10:15 PM
No. 19
Dweezil says:

that dickweed who calls himself perez hilton is a stargazing starstruck wannabe-starfucker. He looks like Grape Ape from the cartoons. GRAPE APE. GRAPE APE. Stands to reason he would get taken in by that lecherous leeech Penis Hitler.... anywhere there's a camera that's where you'll find that smelly diseased piece of rancid pussysteak aka Penis Hitler ... ugly hooked nosed man hands boat footed cunt. Ugly inside and out that bitch is. Laughable how, evenwith all that money, she cant keep a man. There is no sign of intelligent life when Penis Hitler is the only skank sitting in her car. Minus a man.

March 27, 2007 11:19 PM
No. 20
pageant says:

HER FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAGH!%WER^%

(ps-I hate PETA, but will leave them all my insurance benefits if they shoot this bitch.)

March 27, 2007 11:49 PM
No. 21
Cathey Shumate says:

So Paris has a weird little pussy, you expected something else?

March 28, 2007 10:50 AM
No. 22
Anakalia says:

One more ridiculous and irresponsible move by our pea brained uneducated 'I do not care about the world' celebrity.
We should stop posting, caring and talking about her....
Perhaps this sorry excuse for a woman would disappear.
PS: Maybe she bought the dwarf cat to go with her dwarffed brain?

March 28, 2007 3:49 PM


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