— Thu, Oct 26, 2006 —


Pictures like this just remind me how happy I am that I'm not Paris Hilton. As skanktastic as she is, and as many men she may give her woman gift to, it doesn't make it awesome for strangers to feel like they can touch her anywhere at any time. She is in Spain in these pictures--those silly Europeans with their willy nilly groping. Also, do those men see that the front of her dress is literally soaked in sweat? I suppose a wet nightie is a small price to pay for rocking out some schweeeet Elaine Moves all night.

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No. 1
damn says:

okay... I get that its in Europe and the men all dress different there... but is that a proper excuse for the man's shirt in the background of the main picture? That is a very dramatic v-neck for a man and it appears to dip in back as well. I'm sooo not okay with that.

October 26, 2006 3:38 PM
No. 2
ashlyna says:

Elaine moves....LOL

October 26, 2006 5:55 PM
No. 3
dmumsie says:

These are such nice, em 'paid' male friends Paris' mother recommened

October 26, 2006 10:03 PM
No. 4
NARC says:

ONCE AGAIN PROOF THAT ECSTACY, COCAINE, DESPERATE WHITE TRASH AND RAYON DRESSES FROM FOREVER 21 DON'T MIX.

October 26, 2006 10:31 PM
No. 5
kat says:

Please, make her go away. Far, far away. So far, we never see her again!

October 27, 2006 1:27 AM
No. 6
rors says:

I THOUGHT LH WAS FIRECROTCH ... QUEEN FC


October 27, 2006 2:26 AM
No. 7
jane doe says:

Why is her dress all wet? Did she spill her drink? or did she vomit on herself?

October 27, 2006 3:19 PM
No. 8
MrPinchy says:

Spanish nite clubs are super crowded, smokey, and hot, which is why everyone looks a little moist in these pics. And Spanish men prey on easy "no-strings-attached" tourists... She's an easy target.

Oh yeah... and a good number of Spanish men are very prissy and metrosexual too. Not that it justifies that kind of shirt on a man. At all.

October 27, 2006 4:00 PM
No. 9
Mike says:

It looks more like these man are bouncers and are trying to remove her from the club, because she has too much to drink. So much that she can't stand up traight.
And that guy in the black shirt can definitely do better than her. The average Spanish woman looks way better than any Hilton......

October 31, 2006 5:54 AM
No. 10
Hey Asshole!! says:

El Enemigo De Molly = Christopher Longaway.

November 1, 2006 6:27 PM


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